We Stay Silly

Heyyyyy bro … why the fuck are you grisping your mom so much….

NO NO NO MY WIFI CUT OUT GO AWAY

Bro why…

to scare

I see…

Heyyyyy bro … why the fuck are you grisping your mom so much….

NO NO NO MY WIFI CUT OUT GO AWAY

Bro why…

herecomesthefirstday

obsessed with this costume

wowowow it’s me :]

You're so talented Tsiyi! 😍 😁

o(≧v≦)o YAYAYAY thank you 🥳🥳

🤩 You look awesome

To prove a point 🤨

Which one of us is smarter

Gatiss

Elizabeth

Koya

Voting ended onNov 15, 2024

Voting for yourself does not count! -K.O.

That was me. Sorry. It was funny.

miiilowo

homunculus-argument

Things cats were right about all along:

Fuck staying hydrated by drinking enough water - eat! more! wet! food! (watermelon, cucumbers, SOUP!)

Feels great to be really high up in your house where you can see the whole place (loft bed loft bed loft bed loft bed!)

Express yourself as clearly as possible when people are touching you and you don't want them to.

Optional, but you can also express yourself clearly when your people are not touching you and you want them to.

Sometimes it's important to just go "hmm. actually, I don't care" and wander off.

You don't have to be the strongest or toughest to defend yourself, it's enough to just be difficult enough to not be worth the trouble.

Ghosts will eventually leave if you stare at them for long enough.

ghostdaartist

Lol goddamn

say-gex

please stop judging europe based on italy, we're deeply ashamed about them every day

European racism is everywhere. France and Spain are fucking deplorable.

say-gex

please stop judging all 50 european countries based on the 5 biggest ones

I can do it for 90 percent of europe. Outside of Ireland, your "continent" has a horrendous track record and has done little to heal the wounds they've created around the world.

say-gex

this is wild, man, i'd love to know what horrendous track record montenegro or slovenia has

fidefortitude-deactivated202011

Insaid 90 percent, and yes, Slovenia and Montenegro has a relatively decent track record.

But what about denmark? Findland? Genrmany? Sweden? The netherlands? Portugal?

We can play the cherry pick game all day its not gonna look good for you

hollowtones

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

grimslayingnick

teamtoby

what is a halloween ☹️ very confused here guys

… did you just agree to wear matching costumes with me and don’t know why???

yah (^^;;

It’s a cool holiday! You wear costumes and go door to door and ask for candy!

what is a halloween ☹️ very confused here guys

… did you just agree to wear matching costumes with me and don’t know why???

snakeob-duke

Z and I have been coming up with matching costumes, this rules. So far we are narrowing it down to four.

Which idea from my kid sounds the best?

“The salt container and the girl on the tin in the rain coat!”

“Batman and Robin… No dad *I* get to be Batman”

“Those funny dinosaur costumes from TikTok!”

“Bluey & Bandit! I know you know who that is dad I saw you crying over Baby Race

Voting ended onOct 25, 2024

I'd kill to see you in Robin's tights 😆

I would also kill to see you in Robin's tights for a completely different reason than Montoya. -K.O.

…ew !!! anyways i say the dinosaurs because those are Very cool and always fun :]

Am I not allowed to express admiration for my partner's physical appearance? 🤨 -K.O.

no actually. banned 🚫🚫☺️ hope that helps!

Never cook again 🗣️🗣️🗣️

snakeob-duke

Z and I have been coming up with matching costumes, this rules. So far we are narrowing it down to four.

Which idea from my kid sounds the best?

“The salt container and the girl on the tin in the rain coat!”

“Batman and Robin… No dad *I* get to be Batman”

“Those funny dinosaur costumes from TikTok!”

“Bluey & Bandit! I know you know who that is dad I saw you crying over Baby Race

Voting ended onOct 25, 2024

I'd kill to see you in Robin's tights 😆

I would also kill to see you in Robin's tights for a completely different reason than Montoya. -K.O.

Now hold on-

#I’m becoming homophobic

@detective-luca-montoya how are Hal’s repairs going?

Pretty good! He's busy talking to Arnold about drill types, I think?

… do I need to have Sylvester? Bring him a set of pajamas for an overnight visit then?

If he wants to sleep on our couch?

This is why I ask. It’s the night before a full moon… he’s a little… keyed up

Oh jeez. Well, sure. Why not?

@detective-luca-montoya Chop chop husband 2. Try to get him to fix a nap before he starts trying to fix Meg’s creaky ceiling fan

the way he texts will never not be funny to me 😭😭

He texts the way you write dude…

wgat the hell why would you say that to me 😞 you’re evil

Bro look at your notes…

you prefix of anions in ionic nomenclature heart emoji

Please what does this mean I’m dyslexic and stupid you can do this to me

the suffix** of anions in ionic nomenclature (naming conventions for ionic compounds) is -ate 💙💙