garbage fire

[thememedaddy]

[spacemancharisma]

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

[atomicc]

Saw a sad wet beast at the grocery store today

[saltystingray]

@atomicc OP i am an inconsolable mess over this beast

i had to draw this beautiful creature, they captured my heart. i love them.

[cutebutthole]

[girlnephew]

[thundercaya]

[cathacker13-deactivated20250606]

I don't remember where I got this from, but I saw someone also do this with it

[vexwerewolf]

On the one hand, replacing customer service with AI is a fucking awful thing.

On the other hand, this is inevitably going to be embarrassing for the companies doing it so it's also very funny.

[everyday-deeds-deactivated20180]

[cribins]

[tommyoliverblogs]

"The PlayStation can produce mind-boggling effects."

[transfemininomenon]

they were right

[apollosunn-moved-deactivated202]

anyone else relate

[midnightclover]

[chaoticconstellation]

If you don't mind, do you have the recipie for the lemon poppy seed cookies? Thank you for your time, and I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day!

okay it is the standard Sugar Cookie recipe BUT it uses 1 cup of lemon juice to replace the almond emulsion and a quarter cup of zest. for a BETTER version of the cookie JUICE THE DANG LEMONS YOURSELF!!! we were supposed to throw the lemons away afterwards!!!!! i saved them to make lemonade for the team. i can’t remember how much poppy seeds to add but probably about a tbls to start. you really don’t need much. the glaze is just lemonjuice and powdered sugar, i can’t recall the ratio but you should be able to eyeball it. add the glaze while its warm! Happy Baking!

[worldsworstfemale]

i like weed because it makes me a little dumb and it’s nice to have a break from all the otherworldly knowledge i possess

[aggressionbread]

i love products that make up words that sound like they could've come from tumblr

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Since Tumblr won't let me reblog the post with this genocidal bitch's info here you go

[bisexualseraphim]

ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week

[jermaine-main]

[kleefkruid]

hate how this 1) manages to make fun of Belgium without bothering to mention us 2) every single person in the notes knows this 3) it's true

[triple-fisting]

[guidancerune]

first day on 1,000,000,000,000mg lexapro should i expect side effects?

[guidancerune]

yayyyy :3

[stinkbrat]

The most horrifying aspect of parents saying "my kid could do that" about art is that they never ever ever mean "wow my kid is good enough to be in a museum" and they always always always mean "I want to disrespect you so much I'll do it by implying that this thing is just as worthless as the things my child makes with their hands" and right in front of them too. Your kids can hear you u know, and the things they make with their hands are the least worthless and most precious aspects of human life I'll kill u

[thingssheadores-deactivated2014]

[mariecanker-blog]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. THIS IS SO NASTY. WHAT IS THIS STRANGELY SHAPED, HI RES FUCKED UP PIECE OF SHIT. SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME THIS DISGUSTING MASS OF WHAT THE FUCK EVER THIS EVEN IS. WHY DO THINGS EXIST LIKE THIS. WHAT THE HELL DO I TAG THIS NASTY THING. WHAT IS THIS. WHAT IS THIS

[striders]

it’s a sliced mango holy shit

[mariecanker-blog]

oh. i like mangoes. 

[undeadentropy]

Toddler response