Ingenious Solutions

For Problems That Should Probably Never Have Existed in the First Place

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Watch me professionally devastate this willow

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Nice

[bubblegum-gf]

*sees two women interacting for five seconds in a show*: c’mooooon lesbians *shaking dice in fist* mama needs a new pair of lesbians

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Girl what are you doing

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Cotton Candy

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[o-lanterns]

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

[jewish-alluka-deactivated202401]

WHAT does this tag mean

[starblaster]

Richard Nixon once called in staff to help him open an allergy-pill bottle. It was the childproof type of bottle, with instructions saying “Press down while turning.” The cap had teeth marks on it where Nixon had apparently tried to gnaw it open

[beesmygod]

lmfao what the fuck!

source: richard nixon: a psychobiography

[anarchistmemedistro]

i can’t find the reblog chain that mentions it but it’s important to me that people know it was richard nixon himself that had signed the legislation requiring child safety lids on pill bottles

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[mndvx]

😨😱

[colonellickburger]

Paul McCartney. Being chased by fans on West 58th Street, New York City, 12 February 1964

[mutant-what-not]

Class M-3 Model B9 Robot & Dr Zachary Smith - Lost In Space (1965)

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[ploobytumbls]

I took a bus to a conference today and the bus driver fully stopped the bus to identify and chastise a person who was playing music out loud on their phone. That is how you get me to actually complete the customer service survey specifically so I can give you top ratings

[ploobytumbls]

It's days later and I'm still thinking about this man. Full ass bus pulled over to the side of a state highway with the hazards on, stalking down the center aisle intoning "ALL RIGHT. WHO'S GOT IT. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ON SPEAKER." I want to commission a statue of him. a hero. a king.

[despair-the-zero]

we need less insane rat men in fiction. if you have an insane rat man character do everyone a favor and make him into a woman. we need more insane rat women. just real greasy nasty freaks