Human Shield

Contributor to the thriving NOISEBRASKA music scene

[young-replica]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[doomy]

> 5:00 AM > alarm goes off > get out of my double-king sized bed > walk downstairs and microwave 5 “HUNGRY MAN” masculine testosterone burgers > blend up my favorite protein powder > turn on Fox and laugh at how liberal it is > 5:30 AM > Oh shit I’m gonna be late > Get in my lifted Trump style AMERICAN MADE truck that gets 0.5 mpg > TakeThatEcoFucks.jpg > Go to gas station and fill up with some Premium American Freedom Liquid > Only $5 a gallon thanks to President Trump’s incredible dealmaking > Decide to get back in the car and continue driving > Huge Truck Nuts swinging wildly in the breeze, have to remind myself how manly masculine I am > See some idiot racist BLM eco protestors blocking the highway > Deploy the TRUMP PORTABLE WALL and run them over > Feels good to exercise my 1st amendment right by silencing people I don’t like > MFW stupid liberal media will probably just report on how I killed people instead of all the good stuff I do for the world > Feeling low on protein > Pour some milk powder directly into my mouth > 6:01 > Finally arrive at work > Boss is livid at me for being one minute late > Had to give up unions years ago because they infringe on our freedom > Boss tells me I can keep my job, but my healthcare plan is terminated > It’s OK, I don’t want obummercare. Prostate cancer heals itself, right? > Start my shift and plunge into the coal mines God Trump has fought to protect > Elevator cable snaps midway and we plunge into a free fall > It’s okay, thank God we don’t have regulations hurting coal companies > happy to die for my company > plunge to my death > mfw

[rathowreck-deactivated20180326]

[princessstabbity]

[hellanerd]

[quartz-antlers]

[beowulf-ultra-deactivated201910]

[mostlydarksouls]

My neighbour Tortoro prepare to die edition

[visor-of-artorias-deactivated20]

“Dark Souls is a series about fighting progressively bigger skeletons” (insp)

[zedotagger]

Happy early Halloween everyone!

[manalon]

Day 25 of Villain Month - Vile

[awwww-cute]

[ivehadacollarfullofyourshit]

@pricklypiines

[manolizer]

[wayfinderpromises]

Kingdom Hearts Landscape Art

[dhaoh]

No band has been able to touch so deeply on difficult, painful feelings for me like Kayo Dot. Seeing this performed live was both cathartic and devastating.

[slavery]

Video games and chill by myself

[dhaoh]