just a regular civilian

G.A.M.S. [art under #my art] [he/it | aro-gay | 20 | autistic & anxious | German] (FCKAFD) OC blog: dhs-in-distress

[dhs-in-disguise]

Me: Ok, today I will write something!

Also me: Hehe, Tumblor go brrr

[dhs-in-disguise]

Had a vivid dream last night that a Gravity Falls/Phineas and Ferb crossover two-part episode came out

It was some spooky shit I think, maybe something with a zombie invasion, but the specifics aren’t important. Point is that everyone from the main casts was stuck in the Flynn Fletcher household and doing some kinda planning and preparation montage

Then it cut to Brenda, Candy, Phineas and Candace sitting at a table, reading some kind of book, and Ford and Mable appeared behind them, both wearing really serious expressions, with Mable saying „Grunkle Ford wants to join you guys“. Everyone else looked at each other before Phineas was like „Why, is this Fantasy book we‘re reading somehow relevant to the plan?“ and Mable went „Nah, he just likes reading that kinda stuff“

Mind you, Ford was standing behind her, not saying a word, with the most stoic, no-nonsense expression the whole time. I started laughing so hard I woke up

[sgrimp]

[illustratus]

Die Toteninsel ("Isle of the Dead") by Georg Janny

[sexycraisinthanos]

“AI art is okay if you’re just making shitposts”

Have you forgotten our roots

[damnbluewires]

reblogging this with my own masterpiece

[magicajaphet]

agghh i feel like proportions are a bit off in a few of the doodles but i dont care, i just wanna draw my favs in stupid outfits

[suethesocks]

I've been getting into designing a few civillian or like "None-Ben" aliens. Here's what i've done so far

A Pyronite, a Biotsavaritan (Lodestar's species) a To'Kustar and an Orisihan. None of them have names or any real backstory

The Biotsavaritan I wanted to put in something i like to imagine for a few of Ben's aliens. The Lodestar transformation sequence implies his body is just a blob of magnets shaped by a certain magnetic field, and i like to imagine that makes them count as an "amorphous alien" that can look like anything, Ben just subconsciously carries himself as a humanoid creature

I thought itd be nice to then give them clothes despite their weird shapes, so I imagine their clothes are very easy to wear and are mostly comprised of capes and stuff that can be worn on any shape

I thought it'd be cool to give the Orishans clothes too, but I didn't wanna give them the expected desert clothes because i didnt wanna cover up their barnacles it feels important for their breathing somehow. Plus i figured their shell protects them from heat, so really the clothes are just for style and self expression

[greeniery]

if i ever interacted with you and it was awkward just know im sorry and painfully aware that sometimes i come off like a person who is having the first conversation of their life

[redsea8me]

A year or so ago my friend commissioned me to draw their phone background (her character having the worst day of their life) and while there’s def problems w/ it I still like it enough to post :) mainly bc of the environment I really like the environment

[erarg]

wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

[selkiecide]

[skelecola]

this is what summertime is like

[prokopetz]

Wrong: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because she was Lord Byron's daughter.

Right: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because that was the closest you could get in 1850 to being a Super Mario 64 speedrunner.

[bear-disguised-as-a-human]

This is how I found out that Ada Lovelace was Lord Byrons daughter

[prokopetz]

Well, yeah. That's why she received the unusual education which laid the foundation for her later discoveries in the first place. Her mother, Lady Byron, firmly believed three things:

It was her responsibility as a mother to ensure that Ada didn't turn out like her father;

Fundamentally, the thing that was wrong with Lord Byron is that he was a poet; and

The opposite of poetry is math.

Ada Lovelace's biography handily illustrates how well this theory worked out in practice.

[arqueete]

Hark, a vagrant: 298

[coupangeats]

when opportunity strikes to do the funniest possible thing you gotta take it

[firstandfinalfrontier]

this post is about transformers god btw

[memequeen-official]

[difty-dift]

[genericalosers]

[lizbukchoy]

[sophisticatedoyster]

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[watercolormagicalgirl]

[uhuh100]

up next, the triangle.

we know what hole that goes in, right?

[uhuh100]

that's right, the square hole!

[letssnowstreamwings]

tumblr-style performance art

[raishifts]

i love femme jazz and yes the only indicator that shes femme is that i gave her a top lip THATS HOW I LIKE IT!!!!

[roboco-san]

dungeon meshi is about the power fantasy of being in the exactly perfectly correct situation for your personal brand of autism to be an essential, lifesaving asset

[knifearo]

as an optimist i dream of a beautiful world where people are fucking normal about aromanticism

[floralasshat]

At first I read “as an optometrist” and was just ready to accept the statement as is like oh yeah maybe some kind of pun about if people’s views weren’t clouded by hatred and biases they could be normal about aro and aspec in general but then I reread it was like “sigh, time for my nearsighted ass to go back to the optometrist.”

[knifearo]

as an optimist i dream of a beautiful world where all these beautiful aromantic people get to go to the optometrist

[squidong]

misread aromanticism as astigmatism

[earhartsease]

some of you need to get new aspecs

[morallygrayautisticscientist]

Rocky: *tries to sneak back into the house early in the morning*

Adrian, turning around on a spinning chair to face the door: Rocky want tell Adrian where been all night question?

Rocky: Rocky…Rocky with Grace all night.

Grace, turning around on another spinning chair: Want to try again?

Rocky:

Rocky: Well 🎵🎶🎶.