Do you believe in magic?

[goon]

i cant breathe

[dankmemeuniversity]

[skarchomp]

the Komodo Dragon is the biggest, strongest, most dangerous apex predator that is physically incapable of looking at all threatening

[skarchomp]

i could conceivably be torn to pieces and eaten alive by these things and my last words would be “lmao” 

[skarchomp]

me on my way to bring down an elk twice my size using deadly bacteria that grows on my fangs

[serpentking456]

The “septic bacteria” thing is a myth. Komodo Dragons have venom glands, but they don’t even play a very big role in bringing down their prey, as studies show they hunt in a manner that’s actually very similar to tigers and other mammalian predators (as described in this fantastic Imgur post http://imgur.com/gallery/RUeB9 ).

[tharook]

me on my way to bring down an elk twice my size in a manner that’s very similar to tigers and other mammalian predators

[blackqueerblog]

I hate how transphobic apps like tinder can be, and people don’t even talk about it

[yehnaw-deactivated20220611]

[theechrysalisamidst]

@orbgoddess ur famous

[welele]

[24ozsteak]

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

[aporroth]

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

[24ozsteak]

[catchymemes]

[maned-lionx]

Fuck you and fuck that baby too

[portalperson]

This is my favorite post lmao.

[queernuck]

[veryfunnymemes]

[cheese24k]

[muppetmayhem]

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

[321redlightt-deactivated2016010]

my heart exploded

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[christinafaaaye]

beauty community: *in shambles*

jenna marbles:

[africant]

[blindnboujee]

damn girl. you ain’t had to do my man Arnold like that.

[rozzombie13]

Why the Wendys girl gotta be like that

[madnessandmakebelieve]

Because this ain’t burger king bitch Arnold can’t have it his way

[onlytwitterpics]

[santiagonex]

my masculinity and femininity cooperating instead of fighting against each other

[babyfairy]

me bothering my friends

[elsaspants]

I can’t get over this because the cat fucking loves this wiggling saxophone flower. it must make a motorized noise/vibration that the cat enjoys, because she’s in heaven. she’s clinging to the damn thing and making kissy eyes like it’s her best friend in the universe.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[mimikyyuu]

Everyone outside of USA: