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others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

dexflexington

Cajun Santa, bring me the gumbo and buckets of mud bugs

anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104

4chan is bad but they got some pretty funny memes sometimes

anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104

of course i can’t post this without posting the rest of the collection

skygenders

yesterday I had two old ladies get upset that coffee isn’t 10 cents anymore.

skygenders

like right now I’m trying to remember if I have ever bought anything for 10 cents or even seen anything that was only worth 10 cents. What century did they crawl out of

skygenders

LMAO

skygenders

farmsuggestion

old macdonald had ENOUGH

cybercrimer

mooserattler

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

tokoshi-deactivated20191031

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

big-gay-mike

Is your therapist washing you?

tokoshi-deactivated20191031

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

big-gay-mike

Is your therapist washing you?

doriimer

gghero

college teacher: i’ll be emailing you the class powerpoint later today

college teacher:

dutchster

“This was at a Know Your Meme party at the Museum of the Moving Image in NYC. They had a gallery of memes hanging on the wall. I noticed my wife was wearing a red dress so I suggested she pose in front of the girl in the photo. While I was taking her picture someone came up to me and asked if I wanted to be in it, so I hopped in. Then the girl in blue walked up and said, “Hey! Let me be the other girl!” The whole thing was spontaneous and random, and of course it happened on the one day in my life I’m not wearing a plaid shirt.“ (x)

tacomel420

if u told me in 2008 that in 2018 there would be a know your meme party AT A MUSEUM and not in some fedora-wearing-pony-fuckers basement i would have instantly burst into flames like a phoenix and be reborn as someone who could handle this

tsunamiwavesurfing

grownthot

people are capable of beautiful things

soggymoistblent-deactivated2015

i thought this was going in a bad direction

aspiringwarriorlibrarian

“I earned more money than I knew what to do with, and I didn’t want to forget my roots. So I paid back the people who helped me and my family.” He’s also giving elderly and low income people three free meals a day.

Past a certain point, extra money doesn’t really benefit you, so give it those that would benefit. Quit letting people hoard ludicrous amounts of money out of vanity when others need it so much more.