Diamond's Stream Of Conciousness

(they/them) (Trans) (Minor) Hi! I'm Diamond!!! :3!!!!! i'm a minor from canada, and uh i love my friends :3

[diamondisnotok]

Intro post bc why not

Hey! so this is just a quick get-to-know-me-post, if we share a bunch of interests, hmu! I'm always down for a chat, bc Im never asleep when I should be. before that tho, the boring stuff (/j) I'm nonbinary and use they/them I'm somewhat of a furry but definitely a full ally of the furry/therian community I do NOT judge your kinks unless they're illegal or genuinely life threateningly dangerous I'm a minor so PLEASE don't try to be weird/NSFW with me if you're above 18 (or at all, unprompted, really. dont be icky plz :3) I'm ADHD and probably autistic Here's my opinion/quote tag if ur interested: #diamond's diary

Interests: MUZIKS: radiohead nirvana tame impala my chemical romance Mac demarco Slipknot hozier gorillaz deftones white stripes noah kahan mgmt green day Weezer MF DOOM (all caps when you spell the man name) wifiskeleton jack stauber frank sinatra femtanyl Tyler the creator kendrick lamar tv girl smashing pumpkins linkin park malcom todd steve lacy TV and Movies Fav movies: Snatch (2000), Asteroid City (2023), I Saw The TV Glow (2024), Scott Pilgrim VS The World (2010), The Menu (2022), Project Hail Mary (2026), Jurassic Park (1993), Office Space (1999), Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022), Fav TV Shows: Shameless (US version), House MD, Brooklyn 99, South Park, Arrested Development, Gravity Falls, Dexter, The Office (US version), Ted Lasso, Video Games Fav video games: The Last Of Us, Star Wars Jedi: Fallen order/Survivor, Terraria, Stardew Valley, Ghost of Tsushima books/comics: The walking dead, umbrella academy, rick-riordan-verse, the summer Hikaru died, Simon snow trilogy, anything written by Kurt Vonnegut miscellaneous interests: Warhammer 40k (even though im not too well versed in it), Video Editing, cosplay and fake weapon making, writing People I wanna shoutout bc they're epic:

IRLs: @nullisnull @fairycorewalterwhite onlines: @alxfoxx @harmony-thefrotmaster

my beautiful and perfect and incredible wife who can do no wrong ever in the history of ever and deserves to be treated like a fucking goddess bc she is the prettiest smartest most awesome creature on this planet in the entirety of human history: @werewolf-duchess I'll occasionally post writing and short stories here, 100% open, welcome to, and suggest constructive criticism, I can always improve! DNI: Pedophiles, Nazis, MAGA cunts, generally bigoted people, rude people, etc. BAIIIIIII

[satan-offical]

They call me the autism whisperer, because everyone I fucking know is autistic for some reason

[diamondisnotok]

I have been known as the Autism Assembler

[atomikats]

my personal take on the matter

[diamondisnotok]

ILYUKHINA FANART WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE

[the-lunacy-system]

Saw someone trying to claim pride month isn't celebrated anymore?? What are you on about mate????

[diamondisnotok]

i celebrate that shit like its a family member who's just come back from war. cuz honestly i have no idea if i'll see it again with the way things are going.

[diamondisnotok]

someone needs to make a multi-song ship edit of BloodyMary with Grace’s song being Subterranean Homesick Alien and Simon’s being My Iron Lung (duh)

not me of course. I’m shit at fan edits.

but someone.

[diamondisnotok]

The entirety of the BloodyMary ship summarized in three sentences:

Hey look, there’s that hot nerdy savior of all biological life on two separate planets!

And there’s that depressed suicidal traumatized one-armed death row convict!

And they’re making out!

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[diamondisnotok]

Thank you, cookie man. Thank you.

[glitterstargalaxy]

I just want some paprika chips *cries*

[diamondisnotok]

PAPRIKA MENTIONEDDDD?????

[t00thpasteface]

just some guys doing a bit from mash, in some nonspecific region of space, resolving some nonspecific space-related crisis

[diamondisnotok]

I really like the headcanon that Simon lost his arm. There’s canon evidence, and it’s nice disabled representation. Might be kind of cool to see Rocky build him a prosthetic out of xenonite.

[vixen-flame]

headcanon?? idk about you but I literally saw it get RIPPED OFF OF HIM... it's pretty much as far from headcanon as headcanon can get ToT

[diamondisnotok]

I was pretty high when I watched it ngl, I don’t quite remember everything 😭

and I’ve seen people draw him with both arms mostly intact, so I just assumed it was a widely accepted but still HC

[diamondisnotok]

Homosexual Goose of Genderfluid Anarchy has a reminder for yall this June

[glitterstargalaxy]

imma gonna write a fanfic by myself today !!

[diamondisnotok]

fuck yeah dude

[diamondisnotok]

May 2026 was a bit of a one-two punch to Hollywood horror slop, innit?

[calware]

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

[calware]

THIS ONE WINS

[sweet-soul-brotha]

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oh you know

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[polishbarnowl]

What is homestuck? Is it like goncharov?

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[whammyrex]

How is he his brother and biological father please

[calware]

dave is his genetic offspring but was adopted as a little brother rather than a son. all things considered, it's one of the less convoluted aspects of homestuck's family tree

[whammyrex]

LESS CONVOLUTED?

[calware]

don't worry about it 🙂

[accidental-homestuck]

relevant to this blog i think

[erqixi-reblogs]

I like to think i’m allowed to be proud of this

[astroprojectology]

Bowl identification:

East Fork soup bowl in either Eggshell or Panna Cotta, featuring the brass flatware available on their website; Lucky Charms.

[calware]

did you just... know this??

[remanedur]

i fucking adore how hard posts on this website spiral out of control

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

That. That is not the photo I meant to attach to this post.

[airprime7]

post keeps hapening

[notchie]

can i be in this post too?

[drysqu1d]

no, sorry

[the-magnus-brainrot]

net zero events I think

[meggomoth]

Here have a dumb silly meme I found some time ago for scrolling down more.

[vaporeongirlfins]

This post now contains a luxio

[transfem-users]

Look at this old ass door thingy

[marquise-spinneret-mindfag]

I too am in this post

[blaxolt]

@thedeadskincellsonyourpillow

[thedeadskincellsonyourpillow]

Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile But before it could make it back to the Batcave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave And took an AK-47 out from under his hat And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat But he ran out of bullets and he ran away Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find 'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown

Angels sang out an immaculate chorus Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones Into the crotch of Indiana Jones Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne But Chuck saw through his clever disguise And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan All came out of nowhere lightning fast And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw With civilians looking on in total awe

The fight raged on for a century Many lives were claimed, but eventually The champion stood, the rest saw their better Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown (The ultimate showdown) This is the ultimate showdown (The ultimate showdown) This is the ultimate showdown Of ultimate destiny

[telewrenevision]

Horse Plinko

[finicillium]

Trainwreck of a post, what a

[gus-offical]

heres a small guy i made. hes supposed to be a frog but the pattern i followed kindaaa sucks

[fallen-ozark]

pluh

[diamondisnotok]

This shit is gonna be in some kinda fucking history book.

[satan-offical]

unfollowing cus youre one of those cringe transandrophobia losers now lol, nothing makes me more embarrassed to be a transmasc than seeing people support bullshit like that

Bruv I think you read my post about rage baiting transandrophobic people wrong 😭 🙏

I'm not transandrophobic and I never will be, I wanna annoy people who are because their stupid losers holy moly this piss poor type shit

[cloudabserk]

before i watched project hail mary i knew exactly 2 things about ryan gosling:

[diamondisnotok]

All this "Iran ceasefire standstill" fuckery on America's part is just more proof that there is NO WAY Trump actually wrote 'The Art Of The Deal'

[wilinyc]

a colorblind mc