As You Wish

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[kazehiki]

anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn't socialized enough as a puppy

[smallwhiterat]

Illuminated Internet (2024-2025)

[dogpuppy]

[hollowboobtheory]

I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time

[maraudingcaptain]

OP you just can't leave out this golden comment

[sparvverius]

i know lots of things about black sails were sort of worked out as it went along but it's awesome how much you can see everyone's entire character arcs in like the first few episodes. silver is introduced as a coward and a (literal) backstabber. flint can fight and scheme his way out of anything but collapses when he gets to his gay and bourgeois house. max wants the safety and stability she thinks money can give her but chooses to jeopardize it for love. eleanor is unable to stop fighting even when running is the only thing that could save her. they're so different from the people they are at the end of s4 but so entirely the same

[spring-ephemeral]

me when i like the 2-3h movie: directors should never have to compromise their vision to appeal to something as fickle as people's "patience". anyone complaining about the movie's length is simply a tiktok-addicted philistine.

me when i don't like the 2-3h movie: once i become god emperor of earth anyone trying to make a movie longer than 90 minutes will be shot.

[guiltfactory]

"for my own sanity, i'm going to stop thinking about this!" ← person who's going to think about it all the time forever

[chrisfriel]

east 120726

[oxygenisachoice]

I like that they. Like. Use each other as springboards in combat. What a technique

[dwsa-hnngh]

[idionymon]

Wish I was a late bronze age girl

I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples.

[sylestial]

*meows loud as fuck to no avail*

[vampiregirlestrogen]

i did not moan while i was drinking your blood and even if i did it meant nothing. i hate you.

[chazchaschad]

I do not have a "side blog”, I do not “schedule posts”. I torture my followers with random bullshit and if that doesn’t work I KILL MYSELF

[transparent-fungi]

Panellus stipticus - picture source

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they're called "bootlickers" because when there's a boot stomping on their neck they lean forward to kiss it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

as soon as i clicked post i realized damn that's such an evocatively erotic description, i should be using this sort of language about noble kinksters, not wasting it on class traitors

[gigglybumbug]

randomly getting intensely interested in some bullshit like