Code witch looking for work

no for real i need a job

[escuerzoresucitado]

[diamondsharkz]

Sometimes when I'm up at night, i wonder what Fulgrim is screaming in the little spot of his soul where the demon put him.

[diamondsharkz]

I want to profess my love for the Hunchback 4P. Real 50 tons of headshots and destruction.

[sarinisanta]

The trans urge of piloting a giant mech and fight biblically accurate angels that can make you pregnant by just looking at you.

[catgirlforeskin]

Clan Sea Fox and Magistracy of Canopus players

[gagedeliveryboy]

In honour of Wrath month I submit this image I have had saved on my phone for many cycles.

[dresdenfilesincorrectquotes]

Harry: Doing magic without my staff or blasting rod is nearly impossible. It's like asking Michael to fight demons with a Nerf foam sword.

Michael: Damascus, 1996. It wasn't as difficult as you'd think.

[captainsounddisaster]

What would I give to be a fly on the wall in the room Occam O'Connel was pacing in after storming out

Just to glimpse how his scheming looked like

"They're going to strip them of *everything*, there must be a way, come on, think. Treaty of Liege would could maybe work? I definitely could claim that I reinstated Marckus as a member of the Arcanum, but UGH the family clause! This would be so much easier if we didn't go through with the div- Wait. He didn't sign the divorce papers.

D, you magnificent *bastard*, your disdain for bureaucracy will save us all!"

[denypipa]

Eurovision Semi Final 2 out of context

[tessabennet]

[aliceforgottendelusion]

Bugs on my mosquito net are like

[wherehumorcomestodie]

Tell me though, who's Penelope

She's our wife...

[mimi-maru]

[atomicmonkey1122]

I fully believe that if he were played by Literally Anyone Else, Ares would be Tumblr's #1 Poor Little Meow Meow right now. He really perfected the "wide-eyed sopping wet Autism Creature with just a little bit of murder but not too much" vibes

[catchymemes]

[bloodytales]

This is legitimately the fucking funniest star wars post I have ever seen. Thank you for this.

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[vexwerewolf]

MFW I see one (1) successful trial of an absurdly impractical prototype military vehicle and decide to base the entirety of future human history around it