Derek asks Avery out to a dinner date. Avery says yes.
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Derek asks Avery out to a dinner date. Avery says yes.
whatever. go my fanfiction
bat guy named Xaveir (pronounced Xavier)
he in a two man band with his boyfriend who he gets into fistfights with and then rough sex later
basically: toxic yaoi
Hey guys, I injured myself for the third time this month and can't draw again âïž so I'm gonna give you these wips okay cool? cool :]
ch5 talk sprite redraws :-) a selection of faves
ch5 talk sprite redraws :-) a selection of faves
if I ever tell you âlmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!â I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing
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Itâs wild how when youâre fat or even just not skinny you donât get to wear fucking anything
lmao iâm reading this essay from the 1580s that mentions how if you were wearing a big elizabethan ruff and you got caught in the rain it would flip up in the wind and hit you in the face, and then youâd have to spend the rest of the day with your stupid soggy ruff all flaccid on your shoulders. can you imagine. whole new potentials for pathetic unlocked
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Is there anything he haven't wear yet
a condom
ranking transmasc noelle names
alright i've seen several people suggest possible names for noelle after he comes out and as one of the (self proclaimed) leading authorities in all things transmasc noelle related i decided to rank names i've seen
feel free to suggest your own ideas in the replies
nicholas - keeps the christmas name and makes sense but i see it used primarily as a deadname for transfem noelle so it's hard for me to like it because of that (4/10)
noel/noël - okay we can try a little harder than this come on y'all (2/10)
noah - that's my son right there!! admittedly not super creative but i like that it's close to noelle and has religious connotations but isn't overtly christmassy to keep a little bit of distance (too biased to rate objectively)
klaus - "no little deer boy don't proceed" "oh mein gott zees is ein lake full of blĂŒntsmoken!" (6/10)
chester - i doubt anyone would seriously name themselves chester no offense but admittedly it is pretty funny (6/10)
kris - the thought of him also choosing the name kris because of kris kringle leaving kris to be like "dude are you fucking kidding me" is fucking hilarious i'm not even gonna lie (7/10)
elliot - really like this one because it allows him to still be elly to dess and that's sweet also it's the name of the deer from open season lmao (8/10)
winter - it's like fine i guess? nothing wrong with it but feels kind of generic to me idk (5/10)
felix - like feliz navidad! a little bit of a stretch but it's cute i like it (7/10)
august - rebelling against the christmas tradition by choosing a summery name while also picking the name of a month to match with his sister is really really good love this one honestly (9/10)
cole - still choosing a name that rebels against his mom but being too much of a dork to not pick something christmas related fits him SO well i'm honestly lowkey mad i didn't think of this myself because it's kind of perfect (10/10)
jesĂșs - i mean i fucking guess man he was even in a crucifix pose at one point but the thought of someone naming themselves after jesus feels weird lmao (5/10)
angel - this is what people mean when they theorize "noelle is the angel" right? i guess this would be the ACTUAL equivalent to naming yourself after jesus in the deltarune universe but i still like it better (6/10)
cuthbert - okay i am sorry to whoever it was that suggested this but WHAT THE HELL KIND OF NAME IS CUTHBERT????? (-100/10)
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Narcotic Parody of Sex
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"X did nothing wrong" actually no, X did a lot of things wrong. X fucked up. But I also know that people like X live their lives under a microscope, and that accusations against them tend to get magnified by bias both conscious and unconscious alike, and frankly it scares the crap out of me that you have not only chosen not to question what you've heard, but that you are seeking such drastically disproportionate vengeance on a total stranger. that's not normal.
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I keep trying to like red wine like a grown-up but like ⊠itâs rotten grapes, guys. You can drink things that donât taste like rotten grapes. Why
Okay I donât know when this post is from (I came across it stalking multiple blogs). But in case this might help, here is a brief science/wine lesson.
To start off, some facts:
-White wine is made from sweet pulp inside of the grape (minus the seeds).
-Red wine is made from both the skin and the grape (and the seeds and stemsâŠsometimes? Canât remember).
-Tannin is the substance found in red wines, coffee, dark chocolate. Tannins are responsible for the bitter taste in those foods.
-Tannins are found in the skin of the grape, as well as the seeds and the stems. Therefore, most red wines will have tannins, versus most whites will not have tannins.
-Red wines vary in level of tannins, depending on variety of grape, climate, and fermentation process. Pinot noir tends to be very low tannin. Shiraz/Syrah, choice of poison for our beloved brunette surgeon, is very heavy on the tannins.
-Some white wines (most commonly Chardonnay) are aged in oak barrels instead of metal containers. Oak barrels have tannins, which seeps into the wine during the fermentation process. Thatâs why Chardonnays tend to be âdrierâ aka it has tannins.
-White wines like Sauvingnon Blancs are usually fermented in steel barrels (aka no tannins. Aka usually very fruity and light and sweet).
Your ability to taste tannins is genetic.
There is a genetic marker determining whether your taste cells are sensitive to tannins.
Basically two people can drink the exact same wine and have wildly different reactions because: 1. Person A canât taste tannins, so they taste the actual wine flavor. 2. Person B can taste tannins, and that tends to overpower ALL the other flavors in the wine. Basically all they taste is tannins and none of the wine.
I am super tannin sensitive, so if I drink a wine like Cabernet Sauvignon (very tannin heavy, aka âvery dryâ, it tastes like bitter ethanol alcohol to me, whereas my best friend canât taste tannins so the same wine is maybe a little bitter but they can actually taste the grape and different flavors. To her, a wine like Sauv Blanc is too sweet, tastes like sugar water. But to me it tastes good.
So unless itâs the taste of the alcohol or all wines you hate, chances are you might hate the taste of red wine, especially the heavier red wines, because taste the tannin overpowers everything else. And all you taste is bitter bitter ethanol bitter more ethanol.Â
More tannin info: -Tannins bind to fat.
-This is why tannin heavy wines are recommended with fatty foods (Shiraz and steak). Whenever you eat food with high fat content, the fat builds up on your tongue. A sip of red wine will bind with the fat on your tongue and clear it away. Thatâs why the sip of wine between bites of fat heavy foods is considered a palate cleanser.
-By that logic, this is why white wines are recommended with low fat foods, like fish. Salmon is fattier than most fish, which is why Chardonnay (tannin heavy white wine) or Pinot Noir (low tannin red wine) is recommended with salmon.
-People who are sensitive to tannins can drink tannin heavy red wines with fatty food and generally the wine wonât taste gross. The fat on your tongue (from that steak) will bind with the tannin and neutralize the tannin taste. Aka the only time I ever drink Cabernet Sauvignon or Shiraz is with a steak or heavy, creamy pasta. Aka never bc I donât often eat either.
-The reason dairy helps coffee taste better is because the fat in milk/creams binds with the tannins in coffee and neutralizes the bitter taste. This is why people who canât taste tannins can generally drink coffee black without milk (sugar is a different story). Itâs also why almond milk in coffee is the worst idea (almond milk is already bitter and has no fat).
More wine facts: -90% of the âaromasâ of wine are marketing BS
-You know the labels that say like âcherry with a hint of blackberry?â Thereâs no real way to infuse cherry or blackberry into grape wine without screwing with the fermentation process. Itâs all created by the wine marketing industry to sell you win. Sometimes if you smell cherry before you drink the wine, you might taste it in the wine (because majority of flavor comes from smell). Or if you think there is cherry flavor in the wine, your brain can trick your taste buds into tasting it.
-The only true flavors found in real grape wine are grapes (obviously), oak/earthy flavor (the barrels), vanilla (barrels, oak sticks), tannins. (There are a few others but canât remember. I think maybe cinnamon?).
-Peopleâs perception of wine often affect how good it tastes to them. Social psychology studies show that people will rate the exact same wine differently if theyâre told the wines are different in price. (They rated the more expensive wine as tastier).
tl;dr Whether you can taste tannins is genetic. Exact same wines taste different for different people depending on your genetic makeup. If youâre sensitive to tannins, red wines wonât taste like anything other than bitter alcohol. Genetics/tannins are why people generally have preferences for red or whites.
this is extremely informative and i have learned a thing about myself, which is that i CLEARLY inherited the tannin-tasting genes from my teatotaling mother and not from my dad who subsists entirely on espresso and cabernet sauvignon.
I suddenly understand why my goddad can drink black coffee and those wretched tasting dry wines and think they taste good.
Black tea also has tannins, so if you - like me - need to drink it with cream and donât brew it nearly as long as tea aficionados say in scandalized tones you ought to, because otherwise itâs too bitter, you uh. might be sensitive to tannins.
I think that dark roast coffee has more tannins than light roast; I know for certain it requires a good deal more cream/milk to balance out the bitter/burnt taste.
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Ooh, did not know that
My only nitpick with this post is that âdryâ and âsweetâ are terms that do not correspond to tannin content. They refer to how much sugar the yeast has consumed during fermentation. Sauvignon blanc is absolutely not a sweet wine - itâs a dry white. Itâs one of the driest possible whites. If you want a sweet wine and you order a sauvignon blanc, youâre going to be WILDLY disappointed.
(Side note: if you do order a white wine thatâs too dry for you, order an accompanying shot of Saint Germaine or other elderflower liqueur and mix it with your wine little by little until you like the balance. This will boost the alcohol content a bunch, so be careful, but it will also sweeten the wine and add a pleasantly floral, fruity overtone. I did this for a friend of mine who only drinks dessert wines when she stopped by unexpectedly and all I had on hand was super dry stuff.)
For a truly sweet wine, look for an ice wine or a moscato - these are wines that actively taste sugary. A riesling or a gewĂŒrztraminer will not taste sugary, but neither is it likely to be bitterly dry - riesling is the sweeter of the two and the safer bet for sweet; gewĂŒrztraminers are âcomplexâ wines in that they can range from dry to off-dry to sweet depending on preparation. They tend to have a lot going on, flavor-wise, at least in my experience.
All of that being saidâŠthereâs truly no shame in just liking plain olâ grape juice. Itâs cheaper and itâs better for you anyway.
Marylanders donât say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture
In Northern Virginia the country of my birth people kill you with their car because you deserve it. sic semper tyrannis
updated the character limit on the blinkie maker! previously 15 characters, you can now attempt to cram a whopping 25 characters on your blinkies!! certain fonts and font sizes WILL cut off. use your best judgement ok?
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