Diary of an Anomaly

Because not everything in this world can conform

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I am fire. I am death. And sometimes, I'm a puppy.

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She's more than meets the eye

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Existential crisis intensifies

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More Zodiac Compatibility here

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Truth

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Scorpio!

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I've found a storm I want to be caught in

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Talking to my Mother about Lord of the Rings or the Hobbit after a Desolation of Smaug commercial

Mom: That old guy with the beard, he dies right?

Me: You mean Gandalf?

Mom: Yeah! Does he die?

Dad: Yes... We watched it remember?

Mom: Yes!

Dad: But then he comes back to life...

Mom: awww...

Me: Mom what the heck?

Mom: SMAUG SHOULD KILL ALL THE HOBBITS!!!!!!

Me: Mom... I'm pretty sure they're Dwarves with only one Hobbit in the Hobbit...

Mom: I DON'T CARE SMAUG SHOULD KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!

Me: Mom! What the heck!

Mom: WHY DOESN'T THE VAGINA EYE EAT THEM ALL UP!!!!

Dad: Vagina eye?

Me: Hahahaha! What the actual heck Mom!!! What?!?!? I don't even!

Mom: I'M GOING TO CALL MY VAGINA SAURON NOW!!!!

Me: Mom! what?!?!

Dad: One does not simply walk into Mordor....

Mom: And one ring to rule them all...

Dad: Yeah I do actually have one (points to wedding ring)

Mom: That's not the one I'm talking about...

Me: Oh my gosh!!!! Guys!!! Why?!?!? I'm right here!!!!

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Sometimes I have to actively remind myself that it's okay to feel certain things.

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the dialogue in this movie was instrumental in shaping my sense of humor as a child, i swear.

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One of the best movie scripts ever

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What’s wrong with me? I’m scared to commit. I’m scared to open up fully to anyone. My expectations to be shown love often seem to go unnoticed by the ones I love. When I express to someone that they hurt me, somehow I end up apologizing for being hurt. I feel like everything is just “almost” and it never really “is”. I feel like I can’t admit what’s going on inside me because I don’t know how to explain it to anyone; and somehow I feel like I owe the world an explanation. I’m afraid if I do tell it all to someone, they won’t understand. Am I the only one that feels this way? What is wrong with me?

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There is nothing wrong with you, you are scared but who isn’t? You don’t need to apologize for feeling hurt, you have the right to feel hurt, angry or sad. Don’t be afraid of what are you thinking or what are you feeling. You don’t have to please anyone but yourself, because in the end you are what matters!

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Thanks for that :)