I VANT TO SUCC UR DICC

BLEH BLEBLEH

[theconcealedweapon]

[detectivehole]

what's that one thing where they asked how ripely from alien was so realistic and believable as a female character in scifi for once and they were like "well we just took the dude from the original script and made him a girl and changed nothing else. it works bc men and women are the same?" and people were like "woah no way" and then didn't learn anything from that for 20 years

[detectivehole]

"how do you write such believable men as a woman?" "how do you write such believable women a man?" and the answer people who are good at it always give is "i just write people. were literally the exactly the same. do you think the opposite sex is some sorta totally different animal???" and people respond "woah that's wild. yea i do. and im not gonna stop thinking that goodbye :)"

[anarchistmemedistro]

[self-loving-vampire]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[primarining]

yo mama so nice that she's really nice to me and others. and she's lovely.

[bunnyravio]

[kosmogrl]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

And then you slay them with your curved blade of light! A most wonderful idea

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

why don't you respect the horses. They seem alright

[dehydratedlydia]

i have no respect for anyone with a bigger dick than me

[olicrosse]

[cephalopodvictorious]

fixed it

[star-thief]

[disgustinggf]

[son-of-drogo]

-Bilbo Baggins at his 111th birthday party.

[miskhos]

tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

[kushblazer666]

*ai tiktok tts lady voice* boiling my husband alive in oil!🥰

[action52]

Visit Original Link

[luthienne]

extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

[zofranfan]

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay ill reblog that

[hundredyardclown]

scared to ask the librarian about this poster...

[sacred-portal]

[alttxt]

[ottermatopoeia]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[commelavague-deactivated2016022]

when did “lmao” become shorthand or w/e for “i’m fucking suffering”

[jethroq]

lamenting my anguish online

[transdickhandhookcardoor]

Graffitto in the stall of my local queer furry bar

[windup-angel]

the fuckin

underneath

[hapalopus]

Kinda surprised how many different animals can be black and tan

[jizzardtower-deactivated2023072]

[fanonical]

not wanting to be outdone by the benders in the gang, sokka invents the flamethrower, the supersoaker, the leaf blower, and the concept of throwing rocks at people

[sugarcoatednightshade]

this is canon. to me.

[bowandbrush]

wait did anyone draw this already

[hotvampireadjacent]

[i-am-a-fish]

what the. fuck