Running With Ghosts

If there is a video game about my life, it's worth $2.99 at GameStop

[srsfunny]

The Sausage Principle

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[srsfunny]

Perfect Afrostag

[forursmiles]

[laughoutloud-club]

Yard Sale Difficulties

[dicentia]

Who else is drunk?

[osatokun]

[humoristics]

That should work

credit

[st-pam]

[humoristics]

Gonna give it to him

credit

[titty5]

why do boys always need o know ur bra size?? like u gonna jerk it to 38b?? do u even know what that means?? i could say 6p and theyd probably cum

[saviorownsoul]

give me the 1080p titty

[rebe83]

60fps of titty

[intel-i386-deactivated20160703]

4k 144FPS mega-titty

[thatpunnyguy-deactivated2016051]

6.8 GHz dual core titty

[ampervadasz]

[characterlimit]

*schlorp* OHOHOHO *shklump* AHAHAHA

[drawingwithdinosaurs]

[monkeysaysficus]

I was not ready

[the-spook-zone]

@relatable-ram

[phraximus]

Me: *clicks video*  “The hell is all this abou-”

*whistling starts*

Me: 

[bastille]

when your friends do something cool without you

[mamoru]

I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.

[turbro]

the window

[mamoru]

what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes

[lovesjustachemical]

That response is fucking Shakespearean.

[srsfunny]

Cat Faces Before They Sneeze

[justcatposts]