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of course im not going to JUST rest on my laurels. obviously i will continue obtaining new laurels. but whats wrong with wanting to rest on the laurels i have already worked so hard to obtain. cant i have both. i feel like i should be allowed to have both

cyberxbattalion

randomitemdrop

Item: bird-mounted knife holster

michaelburnnham

I call this “tiktoks that would have been vines”

xxaceofspacexx

w h a t s a h a r d b o i l e d e g g

sea-anon

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THISSSSS

texmexchexmix

the hell did i just watch

catchymemes

genericusernamee

Holy shit this got really funny to really sad really quick

weatherman667

rebump

werewolf-cuddles

oh my god it’s the real one. I’m so used to the stupid Skyrim edit.

twitblr

Definitely masking up post-COVID (x)

juliainfinland

Also, let’s keep having soap and disinfectant dispensers everywhere.

nightingem

just had the FUNNIEST interaction with a kid in my life.

im getting help with my laundry and there’s this 4yo black kid who’s super precocious. looks me up and down after hearing my voice and seeing like, little bit of beard through mask but also boobs and was like. are you…a girl? and i said no. then hes like hm. are you…a boy? i said “kinda.” he looks at me a little more and after a brief pause says very loudly “you’re WHITE!”

his mom was SO embarrassed but i was like no you got me there little dude!! i love kids SO much man

nightingem

that kid @ me

philosoverted-deactivated202006

Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is

systlin

Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.

gallusrostromegalus

His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.

filthyprotozoan

gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther

hubris-i

#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"

fridge246

tired: legolas took gimli to valinor with him because they were bffs/in love/etc.

wired: legolas took gimli to valinor to prove the world was flat after arguing with him about it for decades

jemthecrystalgem

Sorry it’s what to elves

dvandom

So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth). But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven. To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphere…but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk. So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.

moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102

This is why Legolas can see for such great, almost impossible distances. The Earth does not curve for him.

endreal

Legolas said fuck the horizon

ms-gender-blog

marxsposting

This guy got so high he astral projected into April 2020

willowrosenberg1997

this guy too

fl0wereater

my bio prof: which parasite caused the potato famine?

the tiny desperate tired voice in my head: don’t say the english, it’s correct, but don’t say it

esoanem

This is a common misconception! As the English usually kill their host, we’re actually parasitoids not true parasites!

fl0wereater

now this is a correction i’ll stand for

i-hate-chick-fil-a

Not a grown ass police officer who “fears for his life” in site!

#WhitePrivilege

Cops don’t see danger when it comes to other white people …Even when clear danger exists .

Cops see danger when it comes to black/brown people …Even when no apparent danger exists .

Cultural conditioning .The actions of cops during these recent protests demonstrate bias .

browneyedophanim-deactivated202

I’ll reblog this until the day I die.

mightymargaretofanjou

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other