Harley!

like the motorcycle, like the Quinn mid 20's transfem. pump it up playah. I need violent dogshit to live

[human-pet-they]

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

[sleepgrifter]

[the--framed--maelstrom]

Gauntlets of Holy Roman Emperor Maximilian I, Lorenz Helmschmid, Steel, 1490

[kazieka]

was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.

[kazieka]

i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved

[ladyfarona]

If you don't know what a Tufted Titmouse looks like, behold:

[prokopetz]

I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.

[kenstewdivorce]

People on tumblr are like "I'm handing all my mutuals a bowl of soup we are kissing with tongue we are the bestest of besties I am killing and dying for you" but sometimes me and the mutuals are posting completely different shit existing on the same blogging platform but really we're just standing in the alley going "ayup" at each other like fucking king of the hill.

[silicon65]

Angel

[medievaljournalist]

i just checked my status effects for the first time in a while how long have i been Doomed for

[dobism]

[vectorcannon]

I saw somebody bring their Fallingstar Beast into the store. No collar or anything

[mays-strays]

I can’t believe I got this lmao

[secundus-cinaedus]

[zeitghost]

Accidentally sent "Keeping my razor polearm as shiny as my crown this accursed day" to the domestic pet princess groupchat and "Anyone wanna sit delicately on pillows and eat yummy cakes later?" to the vicious martial princess groupchat today. So I hope your day is going well

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[fairycosmos]

i love you avril lavigne

[mixelation]

we as a society have GOT to accept that it is okay if we get blocked. you do not have the right to interact with every single person on the internet. "but then i can't interact with their content" yes that is the point "but i didn't do anything" no one owes you an explanation and you don't have to have "done something" to be blocked. let it go

[digggon]

hot day flipnote ☀️