LurkerBird

age 26, white, AuDHD, OCPD, queer, (art from Tales of Alderwood), havin' a hoot while mostly lurking

[pukicho]

how you doing today boss?

I am on the cusp.

[dapprskoros]

the cusp of what?

[pukicho]

I don’t know. But it’s looming.

[memeuplift]

[jame7t]

Dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended

[jame7t]

Uh, your honor? I scrumped it

[jame7t]

genuine 3/10 bait ask. You should have ended it with “And you are a scrump pervert.” Or something of the like. There’s no punchline.and I didn’t even scrump it your honor

[jame7t]

Can’t fucking win

[machine-unlearning]

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

[machine-unlearning]

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[melonyswife]

computer open.

computer shpw me fortnite milfs.

[campyvillain]

hi I’m the computer. You’re not getting that.

[frootrollup1-deactivated2022080]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[landsccape]

[yourcalamity]

tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know jeff, i know

slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

me: **sighs**

police: **en route**

jeff: **the killer**

[yakuzakuku]

What do I even do with this information

[minart-was-taken]

These imposters need to commit more

Fun fact I didn't know group cannibalism was an actual mechanic when I sketched this comic

[lastoneout]

I do think part of what might save me from ever using AI is like, a lot of people use it to help with feeling lonely, which I get, but idk when I hear "Doesn't it sound nice to have a person who is always available to talk to at any time?" I go "WOWIE WHAT A NIGHTMARE!" like maybe I'm too autistic or something but like, no, fuck that, I am not on a instant communication basis with anyone, least of all the fucking AI. "What if you had a little friend in your pocket?" I don't want any friends on my person at literally all times, are you kidding?? "Well the AI can help you figure out how to improve your lifestyle and routines" If you try to tell me what to do I'll kill you.

Like I do have sympathy for people who fall into these addictive patterns with AI but as of rn I truly cannot come up with a single thing in my life it wouldn't instantly make it 5000x worse. I don't like being in constant contact with someone, I don't like having people around me 24/7 even if they're my best friends, and I hate being told by others what they think would make my life better. And also just being told what to do in general.

[dozydawn]

[lew-basnight]

Look I know this is a scientific publication but you don’t understand— we need to include milk and cookies in the photo. We have to. Otherwise the science suffers

[dorkhellbside]

cats love sleeping on or next to you and slowly bake you like an oven roast chicken

[dejaysus]

I thought you might like these moss-filled pawprints in concrete which I saw earlier. :-)

[headspace-hotel]

Left by the Creature of Gentle Moss

[tennesseewillams]

watch this. this is literally what love is.

[teaboot]

SWEET CHRIST I FUCKED UP

[teaboot]

I WAS DOUNG A DEEP CLEAM OF MY KITCHEG

I FOUND A FRUIT JUICEER IN BRAND FUCKING NEW CONDOTIOJN FRO A PREVIOYS TENANT

Thought "Oh wicked I'll make soup"

NEVER USED ONE BEFORE

ONION JUIVE IN MY EYES

ONION JUICS SVERYWHERE

[teaboot]

I TWARGASSED MYSELF ADN MY BOY

[human-pet-they]

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

[pukicho]

You are my canvas. My knife is the brush.

[pukicho]

(Talking to the melon)

[pukicho]