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Aaron minyard socmed au part 92: the finale

Episode: who cares about neil josten

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And...that's a wrap!!

I basically wanted to bring who_cares back, and I'd planned for ages that it's when Neil has a mental health crisis that Aaron goes back to movie blogging, bc despite everything that's one hobby they both mutually enjoy.

I also wanted to show that Aaron has completely accepted his brother's relationship, and that the twins are on a road to healing.

I know this doesn't tie up all the loose ends. I have some open storylines that I just can't wrap up rn just because I don't want to do this socmed anymore. So here's how I imagine it all goes down:

Seth becomes a pro skateboarder. He and Kevin go into pro sports. Aaron ofc goes into medicine. They have to do an LDR for a while but they ultimately end up moving in together and are happy :)

Andrew continues to discuss labubus and barbies with Katelyn. Even if they don't really talk they'll text each other out of the blue with random thoughts. Andrew never does apologise to Katelyn, but he does end up counting her as someone he more-than-tolerates.

After graduation, Nicky moves in with Erik in Germany ofc. They all meet up once a year at least, either at Andrew and Neil's place, Kevsethaaron's place, or in Berlin!

Aaron continues to do who_cares posting as far as his med school and residency allows...which is not often, but, it's something that gives him real joy, and he knows it helps people, so he keeps it going. He's learning to embrace joy. He never monetizes it.

Thank you to EVERYONE for your likes, reblogs, tags, follows, asks, messages, and all your support!! I have loved making this socmed, and it's been really humbling to see the love it received ❤️

While I'm done with this, you can read my fanfics on AO3!

hugs hugs! see you next on the dashboard, besties~

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god i love it when my favorite band releases a banger after an album i didn't like. we're so back

batmanisagatewaydrug

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

quorpiest

no mi circo no mis feratus

korakos

"please be kind to jeremy!!!" lol nah

falafels

pt.142!!

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EDIT I USED ALLISON PFP FOR RENEE IN ONE BY ACCIDENT PLS IGNORE IM MALFUNCTIONING

there’s twitter in 1986 for the purposes of this post only. not even going to Try explaining this or adding it to the au lore. it’s just a gap. suspend your disbelief pls 😭

media training session: dont publically announce a matricide. don’t respond to said accusation with “beesechurger”. also which one of you liked hand drawn gay porn while logged into the team account (NICKY obviously getting blamed) (it was renee)

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thegoliathbeetle

Writing an Aaron Minyard fanfic will have you on the r/neurosurgey subreddit researching shit you literally do not have the capacity to ever understand

thegoliathbeetle

Snippet of my currently still untitled Dr Aaron Minyard fic (because we need more Dr Minyard fics in this fandom)

Also it is SO important to me that KateAaron are a medical power couple. They are like the Andreil of medicine. Or rather Andreil are like the KateAaron of exy. No I will not be taking questions.

Summary:

Aaron knows that back in uni, Dan and Matt didn’t trust—or even like—him. But now their infant son might need brain surgery, and Aaron won’t allow himself to fail.

It's a bit long but anyway:

But then Katelyn called him, and Aaron didn’t hear. “Aaron!” she snapped, louder and more firmly than he’d heard from her in weeks, and he jerked out of a tirade about RNA polymerase. In fact, everyone fell silent, because nobody was used to Katelyn using that tone. Aaron only heard it on the few occasions she was mad at him. “Uh-oh,” said Neil, smirking. “Someone’s in trouble.” Katelyn, standing at the threshold of the kitchen, plastered a warm smile that Aaron knew was fake. “No, no trouble. You just didn’t hear me. Will you come help me get the gifts out of the car?” Aaron barely managed to keep the confusion from his face as he left the couch and followed her outside. As soon as the front door shut behind them, he said, “The gifts aren’t in the car. We brought them inside. I put them in the guest bedroom.” She was gazing at the cluster of parked rental vehicles in the driveway. “I wanted to talk to you alone.” The crease between her brows was sharp. She always got that expression when she was worried, or thinking. “I want you to look at Simon’s pictures from Christmas.” “You called me out here to tell me to look at baby pictures?” Aaron laughed. “I get it, I’m not cuddly with babies, but—” “Aaron,” she said, “do it.” Oh, okay. This was something serious, then. Without another word, Aaron let himself back into the house, ignoring Nicky’s questions about presents. He heard Katelyn follow after him, saying something about how she forgot the gifts were already inside. Aaron beelined for the kitchen, where Dan and Matt were heating milk on the stove. Simon was in his carrier, dozing. Aaron watched the rise and fall of his little chest. He had a thick head of wiry curls. One little hand was curled around the leg of his stuffed bunny. Katelyn had purposefully not told him what she suspected. She wanted him to observe, without bias colouring his judgement. His attention went to Simon’s head again. He was, after all, a neurosurgeon. “Does he usually sleep so well?” Aaron asked, his voice deliberately soft. Dan and Matt both jumped and turned, and smiled in fondness towards their son. “Not always. He’s actually gotten better about it now,” Matt said. “Really?” Aaron casually crossed his arms and leaned against the doorframe. “Yeah,” Dan laughed. “Used to cry into the night, but over the last few months he’s calmed down a little. Likes his sleep.” Aaron hummed. “Katelyn was telling me that he was pretty cute in all his pictures over Christmas. Can I see?” He saw their eyes light up. Matt immediately reached for his phone. “Are you and Katelyn planning, by the way? I’ve never known you to care about baby pictures before!” “Simon’s the first…Fox Cub, right?” Aaron said, choosing his words carefully. Keeping them calm, unassuming. “What’s wrong with me wanting to see his baby pictures?” “Right you are.” Dan peered over Matt’s shoulder as Matt handed Aaron the phone. Aaron flicked through them slowly. Simon was an adorable baby. Fat and cuddly, with full cheeks and dark eyes. Matt had taken some lovely pictures of him under the Christmas tree, a ribbon in his hair like he was a present himself. Aaron smiled, zooming in on his little face. He then swiped to the next picture. This one was of Simon in Dan’s arms, clearly at the zoo, giggling and pointing at a zebra. A third picture was of the three of them in a restaurant. “And this was over Christmas?” he asked, zooming in on Simon’s face again. “Yeah,” said Dan fondly. It was July now.

Aaron did not hand the phone back. Instead, he approached the carrier where Simon slept, and peered down. He glanced at the photos, comparing the images to the child in front of him, doing mental calculations of normal infant development. “Cute, isn’t he?” Matt said. Aaron reached down to touch Simon’s chin. “No, don’t—” “You’ll wake him—” But Simon didn’t wake, and Aaron gently turned his head from side to side. “What are you doing, man?” Matt said, sounding a little annoyed now. Aaron let go and took a step back. He returned Matt’s phone. “Simon’s very sweet. He got the best of both of you.” The compliment did the trick. Dan preened, Matt grinned, and Aaron left the kitchen in deep, worried thought. He found Katelyn in conversation with Renee, and leaned against her. “Very, very good catch," Aaron murmured. "Simon's head is too big.”

thegoliathbeetle

Pls I beg for more tourture of Chad the gunner, I know someone like that and it would just spark so much joy

aaron minyard socmed au part 89!!

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Neil and Aaron are never beating the best friend allegations

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thegoliathbeetle

Im so glad to see that the socmed au is back

Could I request some tooth rotting kevsethaaron fluff pretty please 🥹🥹

I hope this counts as toothrotting fluff...I realise I haven't posted any KevSethAaron in a WHILE!

Aaron minyard socmed au part 88

Episode: KevAaron go to the grocery store ft Seth

and some bonus neil shenanigans

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Also if you have any requests, send me an ask!!

Neil's texts are between Neil and Aaron, Neil and Andrew, and Neil and Kevin

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versatileversion

Part 4 of The Unfumbling of Kevin Day!

I always procrastinate starting these cause I feel like they’re not funny, and then I reach a flow state. Also- you really thought Kevin getting a new person he seems to care about and spend time with, wouldn’t bother Andrew?? Keep dreaming, I live on angst.

And some Nicky & Aaron love, my most underrated friendship.

I really hope you enjoy tho!!

Also asks and requests are always appreciated! I love talking to you <3

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thegoliathbeetle

Aaron minyard socmed au part 84

"i abandoned my boy!!!!"

hah. i would never abandon my boy

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allforthegaymes

Minyard-Josten Rivalry where Neils the one provoking the rivalry claims in the media and Andrews dead staring at the interviewer saying theres no rivalry.

The clips of them ‘arguing’ while on different teams go viral each time they play. Neil makes a goal and Andrew catches him by the grates on the helmet as he leans close to say something in Russian to him, Neils vicious smirk barely caught on cameras as he opens his mouth to respond before Andrews pushing him away from the goal and telling him to get back to his side of the court.

The next shot Neil takes on the goal Andrew smacks back with enough force that it scores from the other end of the field.

Neil rips off his helmet, uncaring that its mid game to turn to Andrew, mouth open in shock as he points to the still lit up goal. Andrew taps two fingers to his helmet and salutes him.

After the game the interviewer asks Neil about it, voicing curiousity on why they always seem to turn a team game into a one on one match when they play against one another.

Neil smiling as he responds, “Andrews been giving me a tough time on the court since I started at Palmetto, it wouldve been dumb to think itd end after graduation”

The news headlines light up with the prospect of a rivalry, every news site suddenly having their own opinions on what mustve happened during those years at Palmetto together to cause this.

Andrews asked for a response the next week when his team wins, giving the interviewer a tired look as he leans into the mic, “I respect Josten too much to not give him a fair game. Theres no rivalry, just a brat who hasnt learned how to shut up being given an outlet”

They make headlines again, twitter blowing up as people dig up tapes of old games, watching the way theyve played in the past and comparing it to their current plays. The final match against the Ravens gets brought up a lot, Andrew coming to Neils defense broadcasted live on the big screen. Doubt circulating about if its a real rivalry or not.

Neil tweets from a new account, his other one held hostage by the media team after an incident last year, a picture of him flipping off the camera captioned “not a damned brat. Big words coming from the guy whose team wasnt united enough to win a game till i came along”

Aaron posts a picture of him and Andrew after one of Andrews games, Aaron wearing a Josten jersey despite Neils team not even playing that week, captioned a simple “always side with whoevers winning the argument”

Andrew comments with a screenshot of an email showing the payment he made for Aarons med school tuition. Aaron replies with a photo of him wearing a Minyard jersey and the Josten one in a fire pit.

Aarons med school announces a generous new scholarship donated by one Neil Josten a week later, his name on a plaque outside the neurology building and the only scholarship application requirement is that you have to write an essay analyzing Aaron Minyard’s college exy plays before and after Neil joined the Foxes to see how much his playing improved with a unified team.

versatileversion

Can it be true? Did I finally post part 1 of my kevin-centric aftg au?

Indeed. I call it the unfumbling of Kevin Day

This was sm harder than it looks, so I hope yall like it 🥹🥹

falafels

pt.127!! Thea Muldani edition!!

<pt.126

Some of the Thea lore in this I wrote some bullshit about here if anyone is confused or interested 🔥

BEFORE americans start saying IT’S TJ MAXX please know that i do not care 😭 it’s TK Maxx over here and i’m pretty sure it’s HomeSense in the rest of the world in case anybody is unfamiliar. it’s one of my personal hells only demoted to “one of” because being in an IKEA is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me including all of the All That. diabolical place

also realised i skipped a message that would have explained that phoebe/thea exchange where she’s like tell me your personal information Here Is A Document - rationale there is essentially phoebe trying to clicker train thea into opening up. we have a personal conversation i give u my thoughts on exy. 😁

will go back to an ask for next instalment as they continue to marinate sorry gang <3

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charlesoberonn

Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!

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asphor

I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day

charlesoberonn

The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.

asphor

Yeah that checks out.

What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?

charlesoberonn

Doofenric the Ostrogoth (insert jokes about his daughter Vanessa being "Goth" but in the modern sense) invented a City-Mover-Inator to move Rome across the Danube so his Germanic confederation could sack it.

Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.

charlesoberonn

While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the controls of the Inator, it gets accidentally changed to paint remover mode and then fired at a random direction.

Somewhere nearby a painter just finished coloring the statue of the emperor when suddenly all the paint gets removed.

Painter: Aw...

Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm... 🤔

charlesoberonn

Candysseia: What animal even is Pericles?

Finius: We named it "platypus", meaning flat-foot.

Ferbingetorix: On account of his feet being flat.

Candysseia: And where did he come from?

Febingetorix: We have no earthly idea.

charlesoberonn

Doofenric the Goth: Pericles the- wait, what animal even are you, Agent Pericles?

Pericles: *hands him papyrus*