Didgeri-don't

[ancient-rome-au]

[didgeri-doo-it]

[haiderabd51]

[smallpoxlarry]

everyone who reblogs this by Oct. 15 gets an aesthetic photo corresponding to their blog

have ur submit box open pls!!! :3c

[fancifulhowlter-blog]

I WANT AN AESTHETIC BLOG PHOTO! 

[rainydayanxiety-deactivated2018]

I WANT ONE

[venom-is-free]

Yes please!

[rainydayanxiety-deactivated2018]

IOHHH PLEASE

[yes-help-blog-but-spooky]

coolio i hope the people who reblogs get this i kinda don’t care about if i get one

[eddieartsy-deactivated20180219]

Oooo

[deepeststarlightemo]

I would love this!

[intjint]

PLEZ

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

BRUH PLEASE

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

ayy

[srsfunny]

Pass Me The Knork, Please

[gbcnt-blog]

[thoodleoo]

honestly spintriae, these coins that have depictions of sexual acts on them, are one of the weirdest relics we have from ancient rome. like imagine if you’re at like, ancient roman walmart and you’re just trying to pay for some fucking garum and when you pull out your wallet you accidentally hand the cashier one of these. they look down at the coin and then look up at you in disgust. your stomach drops; cold sweat rolls down your face. you stammer an apology as you fumble with your wallet for some real money as the line behind you grows longer. the people behind you start fidgeting and craning their necks to see what’s taking you so long. you try to hurry but your hands have gone clammy and your fingers won’t work right. finally, you leave without your garum, still apologizing. the cashier stares at you the entire time as you leave in shame, sex token still in their hand.

[thoodleoo]

ancient roman 1: my dude what would you like to paint on the walls of our awesome house ancient roman 2: i dunno bro i was thinking that maybe we could get a fresco of that boner god weighing his erect dick against a bag of money ancient roman 1: that is exactly what i had in mind too bro let’s do it scholar: clearly this is the greatest civilization to walk the face of this earth

[its-caesar-bitch]

self care is declaring yourself dictator for life and then becoming a god after getting stabbed 23 times

[latin-student-problems]

[vapebleach]

[vapebleach]

[ancient-rome-au]

[source]

[292-ludovica]

Reblog if you’re in the Ecce Romani fandom or if your raeda in fossam est

[salty-and-sandy]

In Latin they didn’t say “I love you” they said “Raeda Cornelii est in fossā adhuc” which roughly translates to “I am incomplete without you” and I think that’s beautiful

[beholdingslut]

the roman empire but every time an emperor is assassinated it gets faster

[didgeri-doo-it]

me, thinking about literally anything that has happened in 2016: o tempora o mores