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[fandomsh1t]

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[lovelywayniac]

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[kushblazer666]

sorry your kid wouldnt stop naming pokemon in order so we had to flatten em into a sheet of lasagna

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[zoctopode]

this is why you shouldn't swear

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[gramarye]

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

[briwhosaysni]

To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless

No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to

It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!

And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade

[botanyshitposts]

just saw a sunflower in an urban garden that was so big i had to look up to see the top of it. stem the thickness of my forearm. they had it tied to an electrical pole with a length of twine to keep it balanced. leaves like TWO dinner plates, ten or more alternating pairs, jack and the beanstalk type shit, no sign of stopping. a tree is a somewhat ambiguous growth form botanically speaking and that IS a tree to me

[botanyshitposts]

[botanyshitposts]

just saw a sunflower in an urban garden that was so big i had to look up to see the top of it. stem the thickness of my forearm. they had it tied to an electrical pole with a length of twine to keep it balanced. leaves like TWO dinner plates, ten or more alternating pairs, jack and the beanstalk type shit, no sign of stopping. a tree is a somewhat ambiguous growth form botanically speaking and that IS a tree to me

[botanyshitposts]

[orteil42]

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

[skautism]

[tazri]

Last month I caught Covid, and right at the start of my symptoms I saw this post. For the next 8ish days, I was HAUNTED by this song. It played on a loop in my head for hours. I would wake up in the middle of the night covered in sweat singing “…mixed with Zach Galifianakis” as it bounced around in my virus-addled brain. It was literally inescapable.

Anyway as soon as that ended, the Morbin Time memes started so you can imagine how that went for me, who would be deliriously sick for another 5 days.

[tazri]

Happy 3 year anniversary to this post, Zach Galifianakis still haunts me in my fucking dreams like the predator

[uesp]

scree scree THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP scree scree scree scree scree scree THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP scree scree THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP scree scree THUMP THUMP THUMP scree scree scree scree

[jesterfrog]

me at the crosswalk if i'm being honest

[bogkeep]

okay i know that to ME it's obvious that the word blåhaj is just "blue shark" in swedish and it's obvious to ME how it's pronounced, but i have never heard a native english speaker use the word before now and i need a moment to recover

[bogkeep]

clicked on a blåhaj video on youtube posted by the official spanish IKEA channel, and i got really offended that not even an official IKEA channel knew how to pronounce it... until it clued me in that it was actually the AI auto-dub function (my beloathed) AND THEY WERE ACTUALLY PRONOUNCING BLÅHAJ CORRECTLY THE ENTIRE TIME

[bogkeep]

i actually hate the autodub feature so much it's unreal. like i absolutely agree that dubbing is an accessibility feature, but it has to be INFORMED and CONSENSUAL. creating a platform where people never hear any other language than their own, even when they go out of their way to, without even knowing??? horrifying take it back

[ohcorny]

Wacom recently asked me to talk about why I make queer comics, and given there are multiple bills right now floating around in congress that are effectively "we will kill your livelihood if we get a sniff of queer" I had some pretty strong, simply feelings to relay.

You can read the interview here, you can buy my graphic novel featuring a gay vampire here, and you can call your congressmen about rejecting HR 2616, HR 8705, HR 7661 using 5calls.org (they don't have these specific bills listed as things to call about, but luckily you can talk about whatever you want on the phone)

[generic-internet-name]

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

[generic-internet-name]

you can't get out that way!

[generic-internet-name]

that's not very helpful.

[generic-internet-name]

maybe the open window will help.

[generic-internet-name]

try the open window instead.

[saccharinescorpion]

every time there's word about Fields Of Mistria it spawns about 12 new posts along the lines of "March is basically a butch lesbian" and exactly 0 new posts about the character who's an older butch woman who has several metric tons of ship tease with another woman

related: Valen's thoughts on wearing a dress

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE