who up sublimating they desires

main: @itsmeimthedoldrums 19 block "perv tag" if you don't wanna see me get weird about these guys

[beachcitywalkfries]

This comment thread on ig has me crying lmao

[jaymccarroll]

he is literally the funniest side character in the entire show

[mattys-marbles]

i love that jay meeting this guy implies that there are other people out there as chaotic and silly as matt, an "other fish in the sea" kind of message. jay isn't restricted to matt because matt is rare/the only personality jay could ever connect to, but because the difference between this guy and matt is that matt wants to be with jay. this guy doesn't care about jay or the band; he wants the candy.

jay and matt are compatible on a very niche and strange level, but it's ultimately their love for each other (and arguably matt's unflinching affection) that keeps them together.

jay is an angry, emotionally stunted young man. he subconsciously gravitates towards matt, who loves him obsessively, and eventually surrenders to that attention, softening him into the older man he is now. how can you be angry when you know you are so deeply loved?

[guffaw-art]

I keep zooming in on the eyes in my MattMaria pic and thinking about this

[fourwildswipes]

matt as a pervert photographer in spice it up (2018)

[furnacecrow]

webseries era jay would be the sort to kiss girls on the forehead and then break up with them the next day and thats why its good the worlds most evil annoying gay man got to him first and locked him into a life long partnership

[crimewave420]

imagine waking up and u found out the Game Grumps got killed by crips

[seashellemoji]

why do ppl hate the grumps now ? somebody catch me up

[crimewave420]

It’s because Arin posted a picture on his twitter with the caption “#1 Crip Killa” but quickly deleted it and refuses to apologize to this day

[babycabbageroll]

Imagine growing up on bad humor and then having people hate you for trying to make jokes from your childhood when that’s just your sense of humor. They say a lot of really terrible shit they have to apologize for on their videos and they’re still a great channel

[crimewave420]

Fuck you mean he just tweeted this the other day 🤨

[gorps]

“can he reclaim??”

[idestroyeddisco]

matt from dead lover screening

[kingofallgirls]

I think what makes cover band Matt like truly peak to me is the fact he is in a cover band, which sounds asinine but it's truly such a real and desperate bid for connection from him. Like, he is never going to make music with Jay again. They will never ever riff together by a piano, that intimate thing they shared, both truly playing for an audience of one. So in order to grasp at that, Matt picked up an instrument, one that's so opposed to the piano's sensibilities and he decided that he will play music with Jay again, even if they're apart. He will follow Jay's lead for once and he will riff off of his prompts. And it won't sound good, for sure. But its a way to access a dim version of the connection they used to have. If Matt and Jay improvising music together is sex, cb Matt drumming his own version of Lazy Bones is masturbation and he cries when he's finished

[didsomepenisstuff]

Twitter drama going nuts rn lmao

[didsomepenisstuff]

[st5rcrest]

park that car drop that phone…

[agnes-nielsens]

[birdsfavouritegame]

Already advertising the movie 15 years ago, fucking VISIONARIES

[mattys-marbles]

can never have too many kisses

[fattandgay]

today (yesterday) should be recognized as an official rpf holiday

[rpfofficial]

some hits from jay's twitter

[rickyapologist]

i love how you can tell that by the viceland series, Jay has just been allowed to keep the inside of his head stuffed with cotton balls and float around behind Matt like some kind of sleepy fairytale princess for the entire past decade lol. i love how he tries to be resentful over being seen as incapable or dependent but can never quite stay in his feelings about it for too long bc he loves being led around by Matt in a way that's so profound it's basically impossible for him to ever truly deny. And how you can see him continuing to submit to that feeling with Matt over and over again even when he's truly torn about whether or not he should, about whether it's actually good for him at all.

But in the end he can't actually resist it, just shuts his brain off and lets Matt sort of take him around wherever. I mean Jay can barely even go out in public by himself by that point because he honestly just hasn't really had to for so long! He always has Matt! So his world just ends up getting smaller and smaller around Matt and their plans and their endless sleepover and sitting behind the piano listening to the sound of Matt's voice so he knows what to play next.

And I think it is so so so scary to him whenever he lets himself step back and really survey his life from the outside because what do you mean he's still doing this? What do you mean this is all that ever became of him? This is unacceptable! but then it's like when he's fully present and just existing in their strange little hyper-insulated bubble together, it's the best thing he can possibly imagine. the only thing he can imagine. his only life, the only one he'll ever have and it's here with Matt and it's the one he can't help himself from always choosing. absolutely crazy stuff happening there. cheers