Please dont get your hopes up

he/him 28

[meatsound]

bigs my me at you

[swarnpert]

this dude is so ugly i can't believe people wanted to fuck him. i already want to crack his skull open and turn his brain into an omelette

[houndmother]

i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of

[houndmother]

exactly

[sistersorrow]

Fanmade Witch Hat Atelier spells come in two flavours

Magic air fryer

This is why magic is a trade secret

A Kugelblitz is type of black hole formed by concetrating a sufficiently high concentration of light, heat, or radiation into a given space to form an event horizon

[prokopetz]

Today’s aesthetic: open world RPGs where it’s extremely obvious that the writers didn’t actually intend for it to be super gay, they just straight up forgot that it’s possible for the player character to be a girl.

[dude1818]

[briccko]

🌸cherry buddy

[gremlinservant]

Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today

Edit:

THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[imagine-darksiders]

[filmphotofranz]

[tattahitotsunosaetayarikata-dea]

The key to opsec is Assume your shit's already compromised

[tactfulsaboteur]

[frawgs]

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

[frawgs]

expired .

[morganicapples]

[scifiseries]

[edgar-allan-possum]

[multitrackdrifting-deactivated2]

[dastump]

late update

he’s not masturbating to the video anymore

[skygenders]

There is something sooo deeply American going on with Seattle Children’s Hospital that I think would brick the minds of everyone outside of the United States.

[skygenders]

The CHILDRENS hospital has to restrict helipad landings because of noise complaints from the wealthy home owners living next to it. Only the most urgent patients can land directly at the hospital. While the other kids have to land a mile away and are taken to the hospital via ambulance. Which is an unnecessary risk to the child’s life and also makes the families pay for the helicopter AND ambulance.

[skygenders]

Seattle Children’s says Laurelhurst noise concerns burdens lifesaving care for children

The hospital says some limits on helipad access add pressure when children need lifesaving care.

Apparently this has been going on for decades and is only getting traction because a pilot complained on Twitter.

[david]

[designpatternpirate]

(via david)

This is the oldest undeleted Post on Tumblr, posted October 24th, 2006. It has a Post ID of 53, so technically it was the 53rd Post ever created.

[designpatternpirate]

And this is the second oldest Post on Tumblr right now:

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[1dietcokeinacan]

Me when I’m a genius entrepreneur and my various business ventures are all doing super well

[qqchurch]

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