PROBLEM:
-THE TRUMP TEAM NEEDS TO FILL 3,000 VACANCIES IN THE NEXT TWO MONTHS.
WHOA, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN??
-they assumed the white house staff would be sticking around, because they never watched âthe west wingâ and also because they are GRADE A FUCKSTICKS WITH THE INTELLIGENCE OF DEAD PRAWNS, and thus not only do they not have policy papers written, they are also lacking an actual body of qualified staffers ready to slot into white house and related positions
-they have bupkis, frankly
-whole lotta nothing
SOLUTION:
-THEY HAVE PLACED AN OPEN CALL FOR STAFF APPLICATIONS ON THEIR WEBSITE
THATâS NOT⊠VERY WEIRD, RIGHT? PEOPLE APPLIED TO WORK FOR OBAMA ONLINE
-yeah, and the website looked like this
-trumpâs call for applications is a trainwreck. i assume it was written by one of trumpâs three adult goblins. look at this paragraph:
âYou will be asked fill out a Personal Data Statement if you are considered for a specific position. You will be asked about possible conflicts of interest⊠organization[s] which you belong or once belonged; speeches you may have given⊠legal, administrative and regulatory proceedings to which you may have been a party; in short, anything that might embarrass the President or you if he should choose you for a position in his administrationâŠâŠ If Senate confirmation is required for the position you are nominated for, the Senate committee that reviews those nominations may ask you to provide additional information.âÂ
WAITâŠ. WHAT??
-just a little casual there, guys, huh? likeâŠ. the whole thing makes it sound like they donât have a vetting team ready to go. it makes it feel like thereâs no solid recruitment team or strategy in place andâŠ
-oh my God, wait a second
-doesnât that sound kind of like theyâre asking people to vet themselves?
-maybe because they are so WOEFULLY, CATASTROPHICALLY SHORT-HANDED??????
-pun intended
WHAT DOES ALL THIS MEAN, ORANGE??
-well, iâm glad you asked, it could mean a lot of things
-firstly: i wouldnât trust these sloppy motherfuckers to staff a lemonade stand
-secondly: like, YOU could go WORK FOR TRUMP, probably. they are mass-hiring, like a new dennyâs franchise. like eight new dennyâs franchises clustered around a single interstate exit, shivering in terror. is your head firmly affixed to your body? are you carbon-based?? they badly need people with those qualifications
-thirdly: it may also, eventually, mean that the trump white house is going to produce an unheard-of metric fuckton of personnel scandals in its first year, since thereâs no voluntary, self-reporting âare you a serial murdererâ box to tick
-also, do they not understand that people are going to apply just to fuck with them??? and waste their time???
-i donât recommend it, honestly. i personally will not be submitting any private information to the trump team even as an obstructionist joke, because they are terrifying anti-semitic racist garbage-fucking hate trolls. i wouldnât voluntarily give them the address of a shoe store. but if you choose to step up and play the game, have fun and be yourselves*
*technically you can be anyone you want, they DONâT APPEAR TO HAVE A VETTING TEAM YET
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