welcome to hell

Bitch I dont know

[2-shane-s]

No offense

But I’m fucking flexing

[b3n-ifit]

stop that

[2-shane-s]

Shut the hell up and go watch Stevens universe I’m flexing

[evilvillain123456789]

my milkman looking cute as hell in that lil bowtie. lol. 

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

my wife circa 1935 right after i go to work at the racism factory

[ttvck]

whys there no emoji of a guy dead on the pavement

[victoriousvocabulary]

GALLIARDISE

[noun]

extreme gaiety; merriment.

Etymology: from Middle French gaillard - lively, vigourous; a lively dance.

[James R. Eads]

[mysharona1987]

[sass-ishmoon]

I am crying too

[verbix]

[royalninja]

why does this meme have a hair on it

[allthingseurope]

Lake Carezza, Italy (by Francesca Previti)

[tikkety-tok]

[pawprint3]

This is better than any snl sketch

[commander-wysner-deactivated202]

IS THAT LINDSEY STIRLING

[commander-wysner-deactivated202]

Okay the whole fact that it is in fact Lindsey, makes this even funnier

[colemckenzies]

when the porridge starts getting a little rowdy in the microwave so you have to open the door until it settles down

[colemckenzies]

sorry should i have said oatmeal would you all have cared then. fucking sick of this website.

[t4timekeeper]

people have the audacity to equate vanilla with “plain”. the fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don’t understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungrateful bastard i’m going to kill you

[dogpuppy]

[dangerousturkey]

Killing and hatred and violence

[drtanner]

DESTRUCTION AND DEATH

[tiktoks-we-like]

[greenoniongang]

[splinterfree]

celery tastes like this picture

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[riseofthedruids]

millennials killing the deadbeat distant dad industry 

[king-emare]

^^^^^^^

[cronchamonch-blog]

I feel like this doesn’t even need a caption lmao

[yo-its-matt]

‘Oh nice BOTW haha that man’s sure walkin funn-

BRIAN??’

[pissvortex]

I literally don't know who you are

ok?

[biff-donderglutes]

this is what customer service is like

[mydruggedthoughts]

[kittensnax]