[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Chainless chainsaw prank

[grumsal]

what’s with all these deranged people in 2015 pranking someone so hard that they’re forced to look death straight in the face

[negromanticshade-deactivated201]

[theryanproject]

[weloveshortvideos]

[impactings-deactivated20240405]

Jessie after dark

[impactings-deactivated20240405]

update i have concerns about where katherine is going 

[kamenriderfourze-deactivated201]

[narrytitty-deactivated20160426]

what I wanted: a super moon eclipse

what I got: cloud

[empresspinto]

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

[loren-vance]

Passing this good karma

[pocketsofroses]

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

[blueastro-deactivated20170311]

ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND MY SKIN IS CLEAR AS F NOW

[recentgooglesearches]

why are mcflurry spoons like that

[phoenixxrae]

“You can’t blame Hollywood for what happened to River. Kids are doing drugs everywhere in the world. He had his own very personal problems I will never discuss with the press. They’re just way too personal. River had a self-destructive side to his personality. He was angry and hurt that he couldn’t have a private life once he became famous. He just couldn’t deal with having his private life on the front page all the time. “ - Keanu Reeves

[rousteing]

i’m dying

[sparkinspace]

[zohbugg]

No I didn’t start crying at this point shut up

[kayleepond]

Too beautiful not to share, gee wiz. 

[tacosandsweettea]

💛💙💜❤️💚

[thenotquitedoctor-blog]

Why mentors are important

[weloveshortvideos]

this cat is stroking its owner to sleep

[foie]

[hurried-deactivated20181109]

[disposable-spleen-deactivated20]

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

[fag]

[healthyeyes]

I HATE THIS

[espesochico-deactivated20161211]

I want to die..

[kookiechimchimtrash]

[dyrus]

IS THAT A SHARK?

[les-etoilles]

[furrama]

[usakopink]

blanabbaaa

[applesausage]

HAHAHA

[izzzzzzieeeeeeeee]

Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.

[antioch-ameno]

“we have incompatible genitals” is now my favorite excuse.

[naturepunk]

Look at this adorable idiot trying to be all seductive and shit. I want like five of them. 

[theoldpepperedpotato]

Hatoful boyfriend.

[ironswordandstarshield]

Lady off screen: What are you doing pigeon?

[Pigeon begins to coo and preen]

Lady: No pigeon, breeding with me would be counter productive.

[Pigeon continues to coo and preen]

Lady: We have incompatible genitals, pigeon!

[Pigeon darts forward]

Lady: No, pigeon, no! Aaaah! [While laughing] Fuck! No! God damn it pigeon!

[leigh-danny-avidan]

commanderholly

[freja-fatale]

that beat tho 👀

[mooncutie-deactivated20160909]

[differentpieces]

Omg we need one differentreality

[differentreality]

Oh MY FUCKING GOD