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If that glass breaks humanity is doomed

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I have never been a fan of the word normal, but this is the most disgusting use of it.

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Can’t risk it

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The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

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I need this duck to live,,,

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Why did you pull me over? Audio Transcript

Shut the fuck up when cops ask questions! The script. These 25 words we’re talking about.

To begin with, let’s talk about: what you do when that cop first comes up to you, and no matter what he says:

Where are you going, where are you coming from, what’s that smell, how many drinks have you had, you know this is a high drug traffic area. Why are you sweating? Why are your eyes red? Why do you seem nervous?

Those cops can ask anything they want and when they first come up on you, you wanna say “why did you pull me over?”

That’s the first phrase of the script because under case law, the cops have about 7-8 minutes to give you a traffic ticket unless they find other independent probable cause to further detain you. And they find that when you start yapping.

Now, just cause they pulled you over, doesn’t mean it’s a traffic stop. Maybe your tires are low or something else is wrong.

So, “why did you pull me over?” starts the clock ticking, and that’s your tip of the day. And shut the fuck up when cops ask questions.

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the answer to “do you know why I pulled you over?” is also “why did you pull me over?”

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Pot Brothers At Law is his legal group

The script is: “Why did you pull me over? Im not discussing my day. Am i being detained, or am i free to go? Im invoking my right to remain silent.”

The second line is in response to any questions about anything outside of the cause for the stop: “where ya comin from? Where ya goin? What have you been doing today?” Etc. The third line comes after they CONTINUE asking those questions, even after youve made it clear you arent answering those questions. The final line is what you say once they decide to detain you.

Obviously this should be used with discretion for your own safety, especially non-white people.

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Modern Male Witch Project: Masterpost

A personal project that has become very important to me: male witches in their private dens, with their belongings surrounding them that show what kind of person they are and what kind of magic they practice. I try to make every single piece emit peace and comfort, but with a magical twist!

Separate pieces

Buy prints on Redbubble and Society6 and TeePublic

Buy me a Coffee!

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why are birds so cursed

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A Non-Comprehensive List of Birds That Piss Me Off

1. Dracula Parrot. This thing pisses me off like, a bunch

2. King Vulture. the felted craft project equivalent of a haunted ventriloquist dummy

i will never not resent this bird

3. Jacana Bird. This is the most unnecessary cursed nonsense. i deserve an apology for having to look at this. I can feel its fingers stroking my ears

No it does not have SIX FREAKING LIMBS. it’s carrying its stupid creepy spawn under its wings. A+ parents but still, piss off. even the normal 2 legged version isn’t much better

put those AWAY.

4. The Shoebill, which i’m sure we’re all sick of hearing about. this thing is the epitome of a crappy photorealistic cgi disney villainy. i despise this bird.

also this is what they look like standing up. i just feel like i shouldn’t have to deal with that, i really do.

5. Inca Tern. truly, hipsters ruin everything

6. Tragopan. it looks like a star wars species, which i dislike on principle

7. The Secretary Bird. it wears yoga pants.

also i’m uncomfortable with the length of its eyelashes

8. finally, i really dislike this one specific parakeet

in conclusion, these birds exist to haunt me and this knowledge is a burden. birds exist to observe our sin; always watching, they are filled with malice. flee from them

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One of my mutuals is a fan of birbs, I doooon’t remember who it is, but raise your hand bc I am reblogging this for you 😂🙈

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“My only relationship goal is to be with a person who motivates me to become a great person and tells me the potential I don’t see in myself.”

— Unknown

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««Infinite perspectives.»»

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what happene to all the weeb girls lusting after yaoi

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they became k-pop fans

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Tw//sh mention

Hey idk if I'm overreacting here,, but the joke about men/boys being emotionally unstable and punching holes in their wall always rubs me the wrong way because what you're discribing here is young men not being able to process emotions and turning to self harm.... And then turning it into a joke

#mental health #mental help #mental illness #mens mental health #mental health matters