man door hand hook car door

Hannah 25 New Zealand ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

[thbstvrdthmtlbndndntn]

I don’t have anyone to send this to so I’m posting it here bc it made me laugh so hard I don’t want to lose it when twitter dies

[parkchanwoohoo]

[ohevoyev]

sorry. what the fuck was that?

[koko2unite]

he gaggy on my rogers until I whoopsy-doo

[seabassapologist]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

you catch me in my room watching something kinky, but instead of masturbating I'm just watching intently and taking notes like it's a college lecture

[jelloapocalypse]

Light Yagami trying to fool the police

[omegaversereloaded]

i thought. his body. i thought they did something to him

[omegaversereloaded]

[striders]

[jon-jarchivist-sims]

Hold on, let me look something up real quick

[jon-jarchivist-sims]

Yeah this is funny

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

[dunnedora]

Apparently Mole Interest is trending, so I think I need you all to see their bizarre humeri

(Image ID: Left, a rat humerus. It looks normal. Right: a mole humerus. It looks like a twisted beast).

It's one of my favourite animal bones :)

[threefeline]

Rat skeleton vs mole skeleton

[beesmygod]

adam and i are watching a battlebots and this stupid bot has no powers. its just a cardboard box decorated to look like a building with the sign "CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL" and when it was torn open a bunch of little dolls came flying out

[wonderhecko]

https://youtu.be/33PlGSuylIY?si=bzfdT_QZqlmuanhr

[empress-of-dark2005]

[everythingfox]

A powerful wizard

[kushblazer666]

[tangerinecat14-deactivated20260]

really really curious about this

how do you pronounce ASCII

i pronounce every letter

AY-see-KAI

AH-see-KAI

AY-sky

AH-sky

AH-see-eye

AY-see-eye

op you missed ___ (put it in the tags please im curious)

i dont im not a nerd

Voting ended onDec 15, 2023

[recuperationdisliker]

everyone send your condolences to op who forgot the official pronunciation (ASS-kee) and now has to hear it over and over

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Reminding myself that I can't send "8.0 magnitude cuntquake" to the work groupchat

[depsidase]

[grox]

Spongebob, stop playin' with me pussy lips or yer fired! Agagagagagagaga

[slimygh0ul-deactivated20220208]

[skarchomp]

this account will NOT be posting any jumpscares or screamers this Thanksgiving

[drsweety303-deactivated20240202]

*you, touching the walls at my apartment* there's so much history here.. these pockmarks — cannon fire? me: yea from when I was testing my cannon

[wowitsverycool]