I Never Would

I'm 21!

[dilapidatedstreetlamps]

Roast me and my whole relationship please. I need to hear it.

[dilapidatedstreetlamps]

Roast me and my whole relationship please. I need to hear it.

[dilapidatedstreetlamps]

Need an apology?

Did you write a drunk text you regret? Or do you have court in a week and need a letter of apology? Maybe you royally fucked up your relationship? Perhaps a combination of all three?

I’ll work within various media:

Text message

Email

Formal letter (to a court/boss/company)

Less formal letter (to a spouse, family member, friend)

Blog post

Video prompt text

I write the apology for you! You just pay $5!

[b0dyisablade]

we've almost achieved a whole year without a marvel movie!! congrats guys!!!

[aidashakur]

PLEASE communicate to me when i’ve done something that bothers you or you don’t understand. let me apologize and learn

[chickenfarmersan]

[theknorthernking]

Incredible

[errorschacha]

There’s no reason you can’t eat pie at every meal. They make fruit pies, vegetable pies, meat pies, meat substitute pies, I mean pies easily cover 100% of your necessary nutrient groups. They even make cake pies. The only reason not to switch over to pie entirely is pie sucks.

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

you were so close to a revolutionary thesis and then you betrayed me and every citizen of good standing

[hyrude]

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤

[fleur-aesthetic]

instagram | ariellevey

[rxyzyxr-deactivated20180206]

[latterlig]

jacob collins, bed, 2008 oil on canvas, 36” x 70″

[floralls]

Cottage garden by  Georgianna Lane

[whitepeopletwitter]

[clownboybebop]

We Put Some Dill and a Little Lemon on That Bad Boy, What Happens Next Will Slap Your Balls Clear Into Next Tuesday

[shawsbear]

[goodreadss]

[transhumanesque-deactivated2020]

the fact that jellyfish are dumb as bricks instead of having a subtle intelligence as befits their elegant aesthetics is pretty funny actually

they could be these beautiful beings worthy of a deep respect but they're just fucking bags of slop

[kata4a]

oh like you’re not

[nelfs]

i will say that this coronavirus scare has definitely revealed that minimum-wage service workers are absolutely instrumental for society to function… all the hoity-toity business meetings can be cancelled, the NBA can be cancelled, public schools and colleges can be cancelled, government meetings can be cancelled, but the checkout line at the grocery store can’t be cancelled… in a perfect world i’d hope that this was a bellwether for better treatment of workers like me but i know we’ll just continue to get paid min wage with no rewards or thank-yous from the world during this time lolololol