come on brain yip yip

Made this blog back in 2012 (yep, i'm from THAT era), but now i mostly use it as an escape / break from uni courses...so i'm not as active as i used to be. I'm still in love with Mass Effect. Garrus+FemShep FOR LIFE.

[swellerando]

It makes me angry that this is such a fucking bop

[buglite]

love these guys from images google

[slowlikehoney1996]

fr

[va-draws]

A moment of light during the siege

[silly-jellyghoty]

It really does feel like that

[toastbutteregg]

[ursulaklegay]

actually i love growing older and learning how i work as a person like realizing what kinds of fabrics feel best on my skin or what brand of yogurt i like best or how I want to be touched. watching myself change, enjoying brussel sprouts when I used to hate them as a child, understanding why I got angry in that one conversation 10 years ago… there are so many mysteries inside me that i have yet to unravel and there will always be more and sometimes i think maybe its all worth it

[lizardsister]

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

so I got new hearing aids that can sync with bluetooth devices which is great because I can enjoy music again but like all bluetooth it’s kind of buggy and sometimes I’m in the middle of a conversation when suddenly one of my devices connects so what I’m saying is the PS5 is very real and it can speak to me from inside my brain

[whiskeylullabye]

Once during a dinner out my mom kept asking us “what’s that sound” and we couldn’t hear anything, only later did we figure out my sister had connected her phone to my moms Bluetooth hearing aids and was intermittently playing farm animal noises.

[willgrahamscock]

sorry I can’t hang out I have to consume the same media I have seen 86 times to feel sane because I have abandonment issues. yeah sorry it’s gonna take all day

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

i think that when god made stealing a mortal sin he didn’t know that walmart would ever exist

[jane-vampeyre]

I’m absolutely not a rabbi, but I’ve been thinking a lot about this, actually, and what stealing might mean to gd. and I know this post is probably a joke but like I said. been thinking about it a lot.

So what a lot of people may not know is that the Torah is mostly like. a farming manual. A day-to-day life guide for 6,000 years ago. And so it has instructions for harvesting, of course. But it says specifically that you shouldn’t reap all the way to the edge of your field, and that you should leave that for the poor. It also says that you shouldn’t take the fallen grapes from your vineyard, and to leave that also for the poor. And a lot more little things like that.

So why is it encouraged? Why doesn’t it count as stealing for the poor to take the food you grew?

I think that gd’s definition of stealing would, in this case, punish you if you did take the fallen food from your fields, because you’d be taking it from the mouths and bellies of people who clearly desperately need it. It’s not the poor who are stealing, because they are simply trying to survive. I think gd wants us to remember, in our harvests, in our successes, that we have a duty to give what we can to those who need it, and if we don’t, that’s stealing from our fellow human.

[naamahdarling]

In other words, pouring bleach on edible food thrown in dumpsters is stealing, and a mortal sin.

[hello-nichya-here]

How I Met Your Mother: *has the worst finale ever*

Me:

[theradioghost]

in the words of the great Elizabethan wordsmith William Shakespeare, in Hamlet Act IV Scene V, “When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.” or, in the words of the great Twitter wordsmith @Horse_ebooks,

[ritavonbees]

this is 1947 Cincinnati Enquirer erasure

[marisatomay]

please do not forget your smash mouth

[whitepeopletwitter]

[iwontallowit]

[twinkgender]

edward at the end of new moon

[chaosroid]

SEROTONIN

[imanes]

forever removing “agree to disagree” from my vocabulary now i end all my arguments with “live with what makes you comfortable but know that ultimately you’re not telling yourself the truth” and that’s on me being sick and tired <3 we’re burning bridges today

[thegingerpowers]

[transenbyhollis]

you told your toddler not to be rude and so now he is developing an incredible skill with sick fucking burns

[alethiaii]

omg…but the last one with pinching fingers together and ‘this much delicious’ is fucking excellent

i am using this from now on