[dinanasaur]

ꜰⅰnⅾ lоᴠе оr gⅰrlꜰrⅰеnⅾ ꜰоr тне соммоn rоᴢⅾуна уоu ꜱеем рrоbаbⅰlⅰту тнеn.

http://dinanasaur.lovorutootoo.ru - ꜰⅰnⅾ lоᴠе оr gⅰrlꜰrⅰеnⅾ ꜰоr тне соммоn rоᴢⅾуна уоu ꜱеем рrоbаbⅰlⅰту тнеn.

[aggressive-pepsi]

“Its all in your head”

yes exactly that is where the mental illness goblin lives, chanting and making blood sacrifices, thank you for recognizing its geographic location

[sagihairius]

i work as an actor at a haunted house and this little girl who was dressed as a cat came through she saw me and was like “no thank you please dont get closer i am already scared” and i was like alright i appreciate the good manners ill back off. so her dad picks her up and starts going down the rest of my dark hall and i just hear her yell “everybody wait! i dropped my ears” so i find them and give them to her dad and she goes “thank you but i hope i never see you again goodbye” and waved over her dads shoulder. i waved back and she gave me a thumbs up. honestly this kid has a lot of guts props for being so polite when shes terrified i hope she gets a lot of candy this year

[shesnake]

rmr that time aang went to prison

[themysteryoftheunknownuniverse]

this show is a treasure from start to finish 

[insanecunt-blog]

I literally do not care what you look like naked. I don’t care if you have stretch marks, a chubby tummy, or hair on your belly. I don’t care if your thighs touch. I don’t care if you forgot to shave. I literally do not care about any of those things. The only thing I care about is teasing and pleasing the fuck out of you. Ain’t no stretch mark or hair gonna stop me from hearing you scream my name. When I love you I’m loving all of you.

[aiaiaiii]

THIS!!!!!!!!!

[redhotchillipeppa]

😩👌🏽

[riversixx]

Drunk girl you’re just meeting for the first time at her house party: sits with you for an hour and a half talking way more coherently about psychology and how fucked up the mental health field is than you ever could even though you’re both studying it and you’re the completely sober one because she thinks you look lonely, checks on you every twenty minutes to make sure you aren’t being pressured to get drunk, lets you hold her pint sized dog because you said you like dogs and she says her dog likes you and she says her dog usually hates everyone, gets worried because you’re not eating and hugs you when you let her feed you a small piece of coffee cake, asks to pet your hair every half an hour because she says it looks soft and only pets your hair when you say yes even though she’s asked over and over if she can

Drunk guy you’re just meeting for the first time at the same house party, an hour later: repeatedly pressures you to drink even though you’ve made it clear you’re not planning on it, tries to kiss you even though he’s heterosexual and you’ve made it explicitly clear you are a man, takes your phone and drunk texts ‘skank’ to your actual literal mother and laughs about it, messes up your hair without asking because he says it looks like a birds nest, saunters off without apologizing for any of it

[riversixx]

I got anon hate about this post saying I’m just a vicious man hater and it doesn’t even have 50 notes so let me tell you a secret

I’m a man

[uoa]

[redsatinsheets]

me in the mornings & me omw to work

[positivi-tees]

You can join the movement here and to any of you struggling out there just know that: It Is Going To Be Okay

[cockyhorror]

I actually can’t wait to get mine, this is such a wonderful concept💕

[windyturtletalks]

This post made me choke up and get misty eyed. I have made 7 attempts on my own life starting at the age of 11.

It does get better. It is going to be okay.

[onewholeagarjelly]

Got mine yesterday! Buzzing!

[charleywren-deactivated20200609]

Got mine! Wish I had seen this before I attempted

[its-always-the-littlest-things]

I have one! It’s super soft and nice! And I get a lot of compliments on it, which also works great as a conversation starter

[queer-days]

When I wore mine yesterday, someone saw it and loved it so much that they bought their own right then and there and got expedited shipping to have it delivered ASAP and I was so happy that it brought a smile to their face ❤️ it truly made me feel so good as a suicide attempt survivor to put a smile on someone’s face with something as simple as one sentence on a sweatshirt.

[insert-dadpun]

Someone was wearing one in my morning lecture and I literally beamed. I don’t know if it like this for anyone else but seeing it or hearing it from another person just makes it stick more.

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[monicapotterss-deactivated20141]

[thelovejournals]

It all ends in tears anyway.

Jack Kerouac, The Dharma Burns (via wnq-writers)

[theartsyproject]

Keith Haring, <i>Unfinished</i>, 1989.

[meanwhilepoetry]

“Aphrodite,” I pleaded to the moon drenched night sky “Tell me; if love is meant to heal, then why does it destroy those who choose it?” From somewhere beyond the clouds, I heard the Goddess laugh. And I knew.

Nikita Gill, Night Songs To Aphrodite 

[griffys]

[tijopi11]

Why are people having so much issue with the article, I agreed with it? The title isn’t the most eloquent thing ever but the article wasn’t encouraging cheating, where you go behind your partners back, but instead looking at the issue of cheating as a not black-and-white thing where there’s one horribly evil person who just wanted to have fun/get laid with one traumatized-for-life victim. Instead, like most- nah, let me say with ANYTHING in real life beyond fiction, the article sees the grays in cheating and why the person cheated in the first place. Not to say that cheating isn’t a horrible thing to do, but I feel like people need to understand that there are reasons people do the things they do. People who cheat are human beings. They could feel horrible about it, they could be trapped in a marriage or relationship that they don’t feel they can escape, they can feel insecure and unloved. Again, not to say it’s something you should ever do, but dehumanizing someone over a mistake is just as bad in my opinion. There’s nowhere where they can talk about their experiences, and it’s likely we know a lot of people who have cheated in our lives even if they haven’t (or were too scared) to tell us about it. 

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

“dehumanizing someone over a mistake”

[fuckassmcgee]

2018 Predictions

• Donald Trunp will make up an assassination attempt against him (not stage one, just say it happened)

• Very brief trend of wearing shirts inside out

• Hackers will attack Ajit Pai and uncover some sort of secret fetish of his (my guess is piss or feet but who can say)

• Mothman sighting will re-emerge followed by most likely another bridge collapse or maybe a building

• Someone (Florida Man) is gonna try (and fail) to eat a crocodile alive

• Boston Dynamics is finally gonna make a robot you can ride

• A prank youtuber will do a livestream where they will actually get murdered for real

• The Hot New Meme™ will just be screaming (think rickrolling but 1000× worse)

[i-was-once-a--tortoise]

[wyldhippie]

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

3/8 let’s go

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s not even February yet

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

this didn’t fucking happen. arthur doesn’t eat ass. arthur doesn’t eat ass in the books. arthur doesn’t eat ass in the cartoon.

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[studyandstorms-deactivated20250]

I cannot stress this enough- Build a routine. Build Habits. Wake up every day and get used to being productive, one day at a time. Do this for long enough and eventually you’ll be at your goal without even realising it.