Jipii :D

My brain goes at the speed of my header, it too fäst

[abra-ka-dammit]

[pangur-and-grim]

she's starting to look like a stuffed animal that got hugged too much

[fairycosmos]

really annoying to have no energy no matter how much sleep you get

[stjohnstarling]

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

[larval-tear]

why not

[cheaphalloweencostume]

no literature necessary, the description alone made me laugh helplessly

[kinuskikakku]

Canadian friend: I should make you some poutine 🥰

Me: We already have Putin next door and we don’t like it.

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]

[cali]

guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year

[cali]

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[takapuolikuu]

Jos Marianne karkeista tehtäis sellanen Twix tyylinen patukka nii sen nimen pitäis olla Parianne.

[iibislintu]

Ja eteläaasialaisittain maustettu versio olis sit Sarianne

[biosaatana]

Ja tollasella jos koittas pahoitella ja lepytellä niin Sorianne

[returquoise]

Ja sillon kun mennään Torille niin se on Torianne.

[adventuresinlearningfinnish]

The Finn just announced that we’d handle some things “one potato at a time”.

Another idiom she has seamlessly translated from Finnish into English that’s completely wonderful.

[kevytmaitohorsma]

I’m convinced this lady just made up her own idiom on the spot because I read the tags and nobody has ever heard of it before. I like this lady.

[adventuresinlearningfinnish]

It’s a real thing 😂 🥔

[homunculus-argument]

I like that the library can send me automated text message reminders that my stuff is due, but I wish they also had an option to personalise the messages. I would like to make them more personal. Specifically passive-aggressive, with progressively less on the "passive" as the date approaches. Like three days before they're due it's like "hey I just wanted to remind you that you still have my stuff, in case you've forgotten that you were supposed to return them. No pressure though! You have three days :)"

Then a day before the date there's another text like "hey you still have my stuff, right? Yeah you have them, I'd know if you'd have returned them, I keep tabs on everything. Return them tomorrow. :)"

And on the day they're due it's just this picture

[frontierpsychoanalyst]

[longnuts]

That's not him

[karilapio]

Kapteeni on maanantai

[homunculus-argument]

Day 157/365 of listing something good I saw today:

Had a big, splendid, busy day, saw a lot of things, but here's the top 5, not in any ranked order:

A +50 year-old cosplayer as Old Sophie from Howl's Moving Castle, with her own natural (!) grey (!) hair (!) on a braid instead of a wig

A remote controlled (?) taxidermied bear moving on a three-wheeled platform

My beloved friends!!!!

A guy shooting clay (?) disks out of the air with a bow and arrow. Didn't miss a single one.

A small baby with a solid unibrow.

[tepkunset]

when you ask a knowledge keeper something and they say "good question"