“Garden of Eden” by | Martin Podt
The Hague, South Holland, Netherlands
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“Garden of Eden” by | Martin Podt
The Hague, South Holland, Netherlands
Is that…… them
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Examples below;
this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time
a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said
“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”
i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light
this is gonna get taken down,, but yall need to see what my brain made me do
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING EVER 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
IS THAT CIEL IN THE BG
When I’m concentrated daydreaming while I’m listening to music and someone talks to me
TAPIOCA
the “i was emo in high school and now in 2019 its back” starter kit
The Most Unimpressed Bird You’ll Ever Meet
Don’t f*ck with me.
Modern Spongebob is wild man
what the fuck
Woild you be willing to do a NSFW piece with Lawrence Bluer being shared by Edgar Redmond and Herman Greenhill?
ooooh yes! i’ll get on that asap!
Imagine once a year,the Green Lion boys host an interhouse fighting tournament in the basement of Green House during which the competitors are dressed in increasingly less clothing and the fights become more erotic as they move up. The final round would be nude mud wrestling,typically against Herman.
I’m SO sorry for leaving, life got rough, but I’m back and WOW this is a good thing to send in! I love that idea so much, especially with Herman ;))
how? i’m just dead inside. (x)