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she’s a 10 but she’s wearing swimsuit bottoms as underwear because she didn’t pack enough
ok so being a parent IS really hard but not the way you think. well its probably hard the way you think but its ALSO really hard because my toddler pronounces peanut butter like "peepee yaya". and see, because he learns from me, i can't say "peepee yaya", no matter how much i want to, because i have to teach him that it is actually pronounced "peanut butter". and dont even get me started on how he pronounces "shaun the sheep" (shit the shit)
Beans.
My partner and I have a running joke with a friend. Every time he goes on holiday we increase the quantity of beans in his flat.
The first time we bought ~30 cans of kidney beans and hid them around the house like some Easter egg hunt thing but with beans.
The Second time we bought ~6kg dried white beans and hid those in various places. Nearly every receptacle that could safely hold beans became the home of beans. My personal favourite was emptying an oat milk carton, very carefully washing and drying it, filling it with beans and then just putting it back among several other cartons.
He went on holiday again a couple of weeks ago. Obviously there is an expectation of bean-based shenanigans. And obviously we have to beat our previous efforts.
Our friend has (had) a mosaic on his wall of the famous Marilyn Monroe Pop-Art by Andy Warhol. He made the mosaic himself. Over the last couple of weeks we have spent hours and hours assembling a frame, drawing up a pattern and gridding out a 70 x 70 frame and gluing an untold amount of beans to it. I have spent over 21 hours gluing beans to a frames.
For the last couple of days I ended up going to bed at 5:00 am because I lost track of time whilst experimenting with which types of glue works best with different beans (I now have *opinions* on this, y’all). The day of our friend’s return we spent the morning and afternoon grouting the piece and wiping it down and wiping it down again and wiping it down again because grout is just like that. In the evening we went to install the mosaic, just a few hours before his return. Here’s a comparison between the original and our clearly superior replication, and the new piece installed in its rightful place.
It took him over a day to notice. So for over a day he was wandering round his house knowing there were beans somewhere, but not knowing where.
reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock
the only thing spooky about spooky season this year is climate change
i’m tired of watching the world end. please vote.
i know not all of you are old enough to vote, but all of you know someone who is. all of you have influence over people 18+, and you could be the deciding factor as to whether they will vote or not.
our world is ending. there’s no other way to put it. it’s not going to end tomorrow, but if we keep going on like this, it’s going to get so much worse. and i don’t care if trump’s presidency isn’t affecting you directly. it’s affecting someone you know. and if you don’t have the heart to care about those people, then why do you consider yourself such a good person?
and look, i know that our alternative isn’t the perfect option. but would biden stand back and do nothing while thousands of people are dying? no. he’s openly talked about how he’s going to help with things like climate change and the pandemic. trump has done nothing but make things worse.
i seriously don’t understand how you can take a look at the past four years and think that trump has made progress. 200,000 dead from a pandemic? is that the progress you’re talking about? combating police brutality with mORE police brutality and creating an even bigger problem? is that the progress you’re talking about? completely ignoring the gENOCIDE going on in your own country because the ICE is ripping out women’s organs? is that the progress you’re talking about? authorizing the assault and disappearance of thousands of children? is that the progress you’re talking about?
if you’re seriously thinking about voting for trump, or not voting at all, because “neither option is good,” consider the countless lives that were lost because of trump. consider the countless amount of people whose lives have worsened because of him. do you want to watch people keep dying when all you have to do to prevent it is vote?
i don’t care who you are. i don’t care what you’ve done. even if you’re still completely blind to the horror that is trump’s presidency, you can do one thing for other people and just. vote. please. SETTLE FOR BIDEN. it might be your only chance at the rest of your life.
siri: “sorry, i didn’t catch that”
yeah bitch because i didn’t throw it to you
A lot of people are genuinely terrified about what will happen if Donald Trump wins reelection and it's really weird how some of y'all are acting like everyone begging you to vote for Biden is some privileged, rich, out of touch, neo-liberal when a lot of them are just vulnerable people who don't want to like...die in a brutal civil war or watch all their remaining rights get stripped away by an increasingly authoritarian Republican Party.
I do not know how to express to you how much worse it can get.
NonAmerican perspective here, but like....... do some of you really not see how bad it already is? Look back at 2016 and picture what you thought Trump's America would look like, four years into the future.
Did the 2020 that you predicted back in 2016 look like 197 thousand Americans dead of a virus that your leader deliberately downplayed the severity of for months? Did it look like your entire eastern coast in flames, the air across half the country unbreathable, the skies a hazy orange from the smoke and the glow of the fires, and your president saying "climate change has nothing to do with this"? Did it look like over two thousand missing children, who were taken from their parents by "the authorities" and then lost by those same authorities? Two thousand children in the care of a government agency have gone missing, and has your bossman even commented on it, or has he just continued extolling the dangers of immigrants?
Did the 2020 you imagined look like months of civil unrest, because police murdered yet another black man, and instead of condemning the act, your leader said "the answer to this problem is worse police violence, and to beat the protestors into submission."
Like, fuck me. Do you not see how bad it already is? This is what's happened under Trump in four years, and some of you are really out there going "hm yeah but Biden has weak policies tho." Would Biden take a global pandemic seriously? I suspect he would. Would Biden be open to working to stop climate change? He's already said loads about what he'll do to combat climate change. Would Biden completely fail to address the fact that women are being forcibly sterilised in ICE and children are being assaulted and going missing? I would be really surprised if he did nothing about that. Would Biden react to public outrage over cops murdering a civilian by sending in the national guard to attack peaceful protesters, assault journalists, permanently blind innocent civilians, and pepperspray children in the face? I really doubt it.
But Trump has done all that shit; is still actively doing all that shit, right at this very fucking moment. And some of you won't vote for Biden because you're not really a fan of his????
"Oh, Biden's too moderate for me" BIDEN IS TOO MODERATE, SO YOULL GO WITH DONALD "THERES NO VIRUS," "ITS BECAUSE THEY DIDNT MANAGE THE FORESTS WELL ENOUGH," "IMMIGRANTS ARE CRIMINALS," "SEND IN THE TROOPS" TRUMP INSTEAD?? You wanna let that guy win by default, to get another four fucking years, when he's already done this much damage?? WHAT THE FUCK, GUYS
This is genuinely what I don’t understand. How do you have such a fucking warped perspective on the world that you think not voting is somehow better than voting for Biden. Like, its actually boggles the mind.
Actually, you know what, I know what it is. Its fucking privilege. Its the privilege of every fucking middle class white person on here who thinks they somehow are taking the high horse because, well, both sides are really as as bad as one another. I mean, Biden is 100% a sexual predatory.
Like this is some fucking cult of personality. Like this is some contest about whose side is the most morally high. Maybe y’all are too fucking close to the issue to see the impact Trump has had, so let me spell it out for you.
Trump has opened genuine concentration camps, which have left babies alone in cells for days and forcibly castrated people.
The Trump administration has openly admitted to collusion and tampering with the previous election with no negative side effect.
There has been a steep rise in the number of Nazi/White Nationalist movements in the last four years, to the point where its actually normalised.
The Trump administration has had bleed on effects into other countries such as Australia whose government seems to revere Trump and, by extension, enabled a number of alt-right movements.
The murdock press has had almost unrestrained freedom to tear apart anyone they want because extreme right winged beliefs are now so normal
People are simultaneously doubting the press more than ever, and yet believing it more than ever
Flat Earth and QAnon conspiracy theories exist as a directly result of Trump. WTF.
There are more extreme cases of police brutality, egged on by self righteous cops who feel empowered by Trump and the rise of the alt-right.
Trump defunding the CDC, completely bungling COVID, resulting in America remaining the largest country effected by COVID and, as other countries are coming down from it, America is still in full force resulting in the highest death toll so far
That’s also ignoring all the people who feel as though they can justify this decision on the grounds that the economy would suffer a bit or the belief that people dying isn’t so bad, as long as its not the worst thing killing people (re: COVID & Flu Deathtoll).
The fucking wall.
The continuation of the belief that unemployment is good regardless of whether or not the money provided is enough to live on. By extension, he introduced a new tax cut, promises to help the middle/lower class. It didnt, and actually made their tax worse while cutting it for the upper class.
He just fucking lies, constantly. not even shitty politician lies, but outright, fabrications with no weight behind him.
He’s taken more leave than any other American president in history
Trump ought to have been kicked out several times over and still hasn’t been
He has used his presidency to promote and sell products
He has used his presidency to avoid conviction. In fact, two weeks after his election he settled three fraud lawsuits related to his university. And that’s among many, many others
He called African countries ‘shitholes’, Mexican people ‘Racists’, and Nazis ‘Very fine people’.
He’s paid people off
He’s incited violence against several groups
Nepotism
And that’s, legit, not everything because his reign of hot fucking nonsense is so thick that we beginning to mistake it for the air we breath.
I actually don’t care why you don’t like Biden. I don’t care if you think that Obama isn’t actually that good because he was directly involved in the killing of hundred of people during the Iraq War. I don’t care if you think voting means being an active agent in choosing. Trump is among the worst presidents the world has ever faced. Such to the point where the world is beginning to believe his BS, and the only way to cope is to turn a blind eye to it. But fuck that, and fuck you. I’m pulling you out of your ignorance to tell you this. Passivity is a privilege that those who are directly affected by his actions can’t afford to that, and by not voting you are putting lives in danger.
Get off your thumb, and go fucking vote. Vote because your life depends on it.
Vote because more lives than just yours depend on it.
what do you call it when a footstool makes a sound?
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i’m a vsco baker haha whisksksksk
i was really angered at the fact that there are only 24 letters in the alphabet and not 26 like i initially thought but then i realized that i was counting “lmnop” as only 3 letters and that is how my day is going so far
me: *should probably be doing productive things*
also me: *makes homemade apple juice from scratch*
just saw a guy in a truck who looked exactly like a mix between ethan dolan and freddy mercury
gen z language is getting in my head too much my mom just said “we gotta go get ham tomorrow” and i almost choked
Tiny unit –> Absolute unit
There needs to be more posts like this
i’m so FRICKING AWKWARD but it’s fine bc i love myself anyway ☺️