ranch metaphor

they/them 💙 (new phannie 🥲)

[dipandhispip]

Introduction!!

look at this awesome picture of phil being all snuggled up… hey you should click on this post totally guys

I realised I should probably put an intro post on here because my name on my blog is literally RANCH METAPHOR like okay girl…

OKAY HI

I’m Caspian! I also go by Cas or sometimes just C. I use they/them and I identify as nonbinary! I only joined the phandom recently - 24th of January if you want to get specific. One of my friends asked me to go to see the tit tour with her and well here we are almost 9 months later. Before that, all I had seen was the geek week special where Dan is dressed as doctor who and the occasional video of theirs I was made to watch at sleepovers. I CAN SEE THE APPEAL NOW SO THANK U TO MY IRL OOMF KADRI 🙏🙏💙💙

I really want to make more phannie friends so if you don’t find me too offputting, feel free to follow!!

[dipandhispip]

i need.. the i love lying hat… so bad.. does anyone get me…

[girldan-pip]

one of the best parts about philm club is seeing the faces that dan and phil pull to cope with intense moments

[wildlymint]

phil squats

[dipandhispip]

THANK YOU FOR 118 FOLLOWERS GUYS I FEEL SO SEEN!!!

but seriously, here’s an edit that i maybe lowkey hate however i think you guys would like…

I also apologise for not posting very much!! I’ll try and blog a little more, I just never know what to post :(

[lesbianhowlter]

he got to finish the joke (╥ᴗ╥)

[blossomedsloth]

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

[no-butseriouslyimagineit]

you better not be a disgruntled british twink when i get there

me:

[phlaming-phlesbian]

B…better than rats??

Not an animal calendar?? Costumes??? Makeup???? INTENSIVE makeup?? Set design???

What is this going to be⁉️🤨🔍

EDIT: PHIL WHITE EYELINER‼️

AND ALSO GLITTER❗️

[adziedoodlesphan]

wouldn’t be a dan & phil liveshow if the website they used didn’t explode | more phan doodles here | ko-fi (online tip jar!)

[chompingonuggets]

Dip and Pip

[wotcaneyesay]

in honour of phyuri mention in the phodcast

[sunchildsatoru]

the phandom since october 13th

[slowstarrynight]

sometimes i get into an existential dread about ai and how it’s taking over peoples brains how our intellect as humanity is decreasing before my eyes and then dan and phil will do shit like this fuckass stream and i’m like, maybe it’s gonna be okay 😭

[chromolumen]

I don’t know why this is flagged as mature it’s a drawing of them wearing each others sweaters that’s all???

[adziedoodlesphan]

✨🎙️hard launch - episode 4 - out of context 🎙️✨

tweet | more phan doodles here

[dyingsnail]

just had a dream were it was phil's 40th birthday and dnp were doing a live stream and we all started calling them old man yaoi and phil had a genuine crash out live on youtube