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[modern-couples]

[hairyturkishgaymachos]

[love-for-boys]

[leoholzer]

[snazziest]

When u still got a mouthful of his cum but his mom knocked on tha door to check on y'all

[lonely-epidemic]

What

[minunhasmoved-deactivated201507]

APRIL FOOLS

[mintsize-deactivated20160106]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK 

[minunhasmoved-deactivated201507]

I PFEHAHA  FTI PFFHEHEHA

[mintsize-deactivated20160106]

YOU WHAT

[elasticitymudflap]

i rubbed my sweaty fucking balls on it tom have fun drinking the underwater sweat from my sponge testicals you putrid floppy fish fuck

[dekoi2501post]

[dangerbooze]

OH MY GOD

[zionthepansexual]

[lochnessmonsterofficial]

[tiggahtigz]

Lmaoooo aerodynamics man.

[tastetherandom]

[mysticboo-bear-deactivated20180]

just wtf lol

[marveladdicts]

Deadpool (2016) // Deadpool 2 (2018)

[saruteku]

Me too Deadpool. Me too.

[steampunktendencies]

A remarkable Jacobean re-emergence after 200 years of yellowing varnish Courtesy Philip Mould

[beyoursledgehammer]

PAINT RESTORATION OF MESMERIZING

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

I saw this on Twitter. He’s using acetone, but a cellulose ether has been added to make it into a gel (probably Klucel—this entire gel mixture is sometimes just called Klucel by restorers, but Klucel is specifically the stuff that makes the gel). 

Normally, acetone is too volatile for restoration, but when it’s a gel, it becomes very stable and a) stays on top of the porous surface of the painting, and b) won’t evaporate. So it can eat up the varnish.

It looks scary, but acetone has no effect on oils, and jelly acetone is even less interactive with the surface of the paint or canvas.

[ooh-sluggie]

Will someone PLEASE clean the mona lisa

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

For those who are wondering, they cleaned a copy of the Mona Lisa made by one of Da Vinchi’s students, and here’s a side by side comparison:

CLEAN THE FUCKING MONA LISA.

[lindseyjordans]

[ameliaglitter]

I saw this and thought of @fleamontpotter.

[perhapsarat]

me after a shower

[ball-lightning]

@elodieunderglass Swans. Being horrible.

[elodieunderglass]

This is from the palaeo-art/speculative art book All Yesterdays. 

Among other things, it is a gently obstinate call-out of the “shrink-wrapping” trend of palaeo-art (in which all animals are presented as if their flesh was shrink-wrapped over their jutting bones, rather than having normal things like chubby fat deposits or feathers or fluff) and the “killer claw” trend of writing about these beasts, in which the writer must make the creature out to be a VIOLENT destroyer of COMPETITORS in the BRUTAL MARKETPLACE world with its SHARP TALONS and LITHE BODY, as if one is writing fanfiction about an action figure that goes to the gym a lot, rather than describing the natural history of a living animal.

Effective and funny.

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[mrscarypanda]

Hay, Remember When...?

This has to be my favorite Malcom in the Middle scene of all time.  Just her reaction!

[mayflower-uwu]

I’ll be frank.

I so bloody relate to this.

[beyourselfeveryoneistaken]

Gymspiration with Blake Williamson

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