hard launching myself into the sun

hi my name is [M] | not a minor | token cishet | if you couldn’t already tell that this is a dnp fan blog, I feel like me needing to tell you is the least of your problems

[userlesbian]

oh my god they touched

[lizardsmp3]

so terribly endeared by dan being so married to the male podcast bit at this point that he doesn’t even realize it makes zero sense to this poor interviewer. he has no fucking idea why you’re saying that daniel

[dpdailyupdate]

Phil on his twitter!

18 July 2026

[dpdailyupdate]

Phil replied to these tweets!

18 July 2026

[asummersarah]

phil is the funniest man alive 😭

[ahappydnp]

dan nudging phil under the table to answer first oughh

[purpurussy]

it's like the interviewer prepared a bunch of questions and dnp prepared a bunch of answers but the answers and the questions belong to 2 completely different conversations

[totally-srs-all-the-time]

I knew this interview was gonna be peak when the interviewer opened with such confidence, it cut to the first set of clips, then it cut back to him and his face went through three different expressions before he could say the next sentence

[flowercrowndnp]

interviewer: does youtube pay well for you guys?

dan: so me and phil kind of have to get married actually

[renisnotonfire]

Ah, to be Dan Howell and spend your entire adult life in self-imposed closets because of severe trauma and internalized homophobia, all while having your relationship under a microscope so intensely and persistently that thousands of strangers write stories about it, people try to doxx and stalk you and your partner and your families, and then, finally, after so much growth, you are the one to bring up marriage unprompted on international TV, only for the interviewer to go "okay, but how much MONEY do you make?!"

[ahappydnp]

them trying to remember the lyrics to all the past tour songs makes me think there will definitely be a song for this tour and for some reason that’s more terrifying to me than them kissing

it was never a question if there'd be a song, only how hard they'll kick their pussys up the wall for it

[diphowell]

"'cause I wanted to attract an emo boy, and look who I got."

[diphowell]

apparently phil really liked dan calling him his man

[tothebasementpeopletothebasement]

in a very quiet whisper:

they touched

[diphowell]

dan saying "i don't want to move the other person" and "i'm having a lovely time" like he both doesn't want to disturb phil when they've been cuddling before bed and also doesn't want him to think he's not enjoying the cuddles is so cute

[sleepyslag]

Public Relationship Phil is a whole menace. you can just tell he's been saving up the boyfriendisms since 2009.

[christinafaaaye]

glabella! where the hell have you been, loca?