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// I put the 'fun' in dysfunctional //

[rosswoodpark]

is it really so difficult, so troublesome to put the bread tie back on the bag

[hotsoccergirl1234]

My mom made this post

[eightmonkeys-deactivated2022090]

eats a grape and a slice of cheese simultaneously: ratatouille

[marcitlali]

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

[weedass]

this bitch is sequencing dna in the tags

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Shoutout to all the forgettable but nice enough girlfriends/boyfriends in romantic comedies who had their marriages CANCELED and had to deal with emotional recovery after assumed months of planning because some former flame or old friend who does quirky shit like collecting their Snapple fact lids came back into their fiancé’s life for two days

[depsidase]

[legovasavouchi]

[logarto]

aardvarks are very good but what really charmed me about them was seeing them sleeping… theyre just so chilled out 

[zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124]

sloppy style

[onlytwitterpics]

[keybladesoras]

Look, I don’t know if I’m going to have a career after this but fuck that! - John Boyega

[vznx-deactivated20200215]

[tiffanarchy]

why is this so funny

[murdershegoat]

i’d like to draw everyone’s attention to this portrait of a dog that’s in bella swans bedroom

[kvitoya-deactivated20210415]

i’d like to remind everyone that this dog portrait also appears in the music video for chandelier

[twilightisgaynow]

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

you ever hoist a big laundry basket on your hip and feel like the great tragedy of your life is that you weren’t born a hearty peasant girl in medieval england who’d die at 22 from an abscessed tooth

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

imo the fact that people apparently relate to this points to some kind of weird cell memory of centuries of female labour that’s activated by extended pressure against the hipbone. im becoming an evolutionary psychologist it was wonderful knowing you all

[sugar1111stick]

[vampirezigzagoon]

[fukkce]

they used to catch this man neck every time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[stinkbuttt]

[duchessofostergotlands]

We should all be more like Karen Brockman

[everythingfox]

Dog refuses to get out of bed then proceeds to fall asleep looking after baby

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[temporalkingdom]

Who is your dad, now?