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Twitter flaming Papa John’s over their NFL comment is one of the funniest things I’ve seen today
I’m here for this
This pizza slander is a joy in my life this Saturday morning.
this pizza slander is a joy in my life this saturday morning
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
I think the most Gemini thing my dad has ever done is one year he threw himself a reverse surprise party for the sheer drama of it. What is a reverse surprise party? you may ask, well let me tell you. So he invites over all his friends and family and then in the middle of dinner he stands up and announces that it’s not a regular dinner, it is in fact, his birthday dinner (his exact words were “Surprise! …. it’s my Birthday”) cue everyone looking panicked, because oh god I don’t have a gift, I don’t even have a card, but my father, wine glass still in hand assures them not to worry and reveals a pile of presents he got for himself and wrapped for everyone to pick one and give it to him as their gift. And honestly? My father is such a legend.
jiminy cricket kinkshaming various disney characters on the house of mouse
this was an actual episode
wear! sunscreen!
Optional boss fight
It’s a good thing I’ve stocked up on heal potions.
Me as a tree. (via bluedelliquanti)
Milky way over sea of clouds, Italy
why is my pencil talking
why is your cat full of star wars sound effects
When there's so much stress and anxiety and when you try to reason or word it out you become more angry that no one else understands why its wrong from your point of view and I hate having two jobs I didn't volunteer to put myself through this shit I was forced to because I'm an adult now apparently I never thought I'd contemplate just wanting to end it and it's funny because even the closest people that I know if I die will be impacted the most I feel numb to it Like I couldn't care less And it doesn't scare me But at the same time I just am tired and don't want to do it Because it takes effort What scares me the most if the fact I'm still here And I just keep hanging on because I keep believing it will get better But. It. Never. Fucking. Does. I just Really hate lying to myself Sighs
why is it always media that tries to be open and inclusive like steven universe, overwatch, dream daddy, that have the worst fanbases that run around telling eachother to kill themselves over inaccurate fanart and headcanon disputes
Because they try to be progressive and sadly the majority (or at least a very very loud minority) of the “progressive” people are the most toxic and “hungry” people out there.
It’s impossible to satisfy them, nothing is “progressive” enough.
You give them an inch and they’ll rip your arm off and take a mile.
This is partly why most artists, producers, directors, etc, are so reluctant to make more progressive content. No matter what they do, they’ll receive colossal backlash, so they just stick to what they know, the safe route.
Ironic really, that those that demand progressiveness are inadvertently stunting it.
Hey if this post offends you you’re probably part of the problem
Polishing a Rusty Knife
HOW TO WIN BROWNIE POINTS WITH ME: YOU SEE A MUSHROOM. YOU SHOW IT TO ME. MUSHROOM ANYTHING.
i bring to you
the tiny boys
holy SHIT THOSE ARE THE TINIEST BOYS I’VE EVER SEEN
HOW THEM BOYS SO TINY?!
THE TINY BOYS
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The picture in the background of the second one
Tama is boss
THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM
Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]
For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.
Beautiful.
Now I’m crying thanks
and a new cat was hired right?
yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy
she works very hard
Tumblr needs more cats sitting in plant pots.
WE FOUND THIS IN THE CEMETERY
#april ludgate-dwyer when she dies