twiefling (twink tiefling)

rowan | he/him | an absolute fucking weapon punk, pan, trans, in love, and don’t give a shit! commissions are: open

[soup-erb]

[pansexual-pirate-seeks-all-booty]

I have had this post scheduled since over a year ago, which means I’m 21 now, so happy birthday to me

[disastard-bastard]

i’m aware it’s been eons since i’ve posted absolutely anything on this blog but if you want to keep up with me i’ve since moved to @cosmocass, i am far more regular there. don’t particularly want to talk about the why of moving blogs but if we were/are mutual you are welcome to ask if you’d like. going to get around to deleting this blog in the next week or so, finally.

[disastard-bastard]

jordan: look at my big tiddy lizard, goodbye.

[disastard-bastard]

“please sir my crops are dying. give me a fucking gold one”

[disastard-bastard]

“i help you, you help me. quid pro quo.”

[disastard-bastard]

“oooOOOoo it’s a foreign pinsir!”

[disastard-bastard]

“why has everyone picked kabuto, i would’ve thought more people would believe in Lord Helix”

[disastard-bastard]

“you know what i need to do? i’ve been doing pikachu pikachu pikachu this whole time, i need to try eevee eevee eevee”

[disastard-bastard]

“i’m gonna yeet this game into the sun”

[disastard-bastard]

jordan: what if…. i do the one nobody’s expecting…..

me: hm?

jordan: rattata rattata rattata

[disastard-bastard]

“rowan i sorted by pokedex number the vulpix are everywhere”

[disastard-bastard]

“royalties now! gimme!!!”

[disastard-bastard]

“finally. finally, i can die.”

[disastard-bastard]

“sir i’m begging you. sir? sir? no i don’t want to look at you kadabra.”

[disastard-bastard]

jordan: well, [incomprehensible] just wanted to show me his porygon

me: did you say danny or daddy??

jordan: which one sounds worse because it’s that one

[disastard-bastard]

“[gentle gasp] NOOOOOOOOOOO”

[disastard-bastard]

“HE’S SENDING ME AN OMANYTE! [softly] hallelujah… hallelujah… halleluyas. and you can quote me on that.”

[disastard-bastard]

jordan: rowan i’m so happy….

me: i know you are!!!

jordan: i’m just so happy. we can evolve sandshrew and then we’re gucci!

me, internally: khjgfdsf

[disastard-bastard]

“did this break our streak? nooOOOPE. VULPIX NUMBER ONE SIX SIX, BABY.”

[disastard-bastard]

“i’m gonna be real with you chief neither do i”

[disastard-bastard]

jordan: this guy doesn’t have what i need but i’ll help them with their pokedex

me: you help all these people but you never help me

[disastard-bastard]

“tell. oak. [softly] that you love him.”

[disastard-bastard]

jordan: i’m on my way…… to tell professor oak i’m gay…… uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh

me: excuse me??

jordan: what?

[disastard-bastard]

“well fuck you old man it’s my dream now.”

[disastard-bastard]

and this lads, was the fucking journey it took for my brother to get all 150 pokémon in let’s go. i’ve been losing it for hours.

[pansexual-pirate-seeks-all-booty]

Reblogging this again because it was hilarious and I’m proud of getting the OG 150

[userboxer]

[bladedamus]

September Mood

[fuckyeah2000s]

mother of god

[valtsv]

*smiles as a hair-raising eldritch shriek echoes through the forest* thats my girlfriend :)

[valtsv]

*launches myself into what are probably the arms of the shambling horror of antler and bone held together by woven twigs and frayed twine emerging from the trees* BABE!!! i missed you so much <3

[the-malevolent-platypus]

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

i’m a show runner for doctor who between 2005 and 2009 i need help budgeting my show here’s what i have:

special affects: 13 dollars and washing a film student’s car for them once every other week so they can do the affects on a microsoft desktop home computer

david tennant’s accent coach: 5 dollars

musical score: 3,000 dollars

ambient light varying in color to bathe billie piper in: 10,000 dollars

please help me my coworkers are so angry at me

[penny-anna]

#favorite thing about this post#is the implication that david tennant doesnt really have that accent cjvjfjdjd

he doesn’t, he’s Scottish and was putting on an English accent for the role

[firewalkwithmedvd]

this is literally news to me i feel lied to

[penny-anna]

would now be a bad time to mention his birth name is David McDonald

[haltraveler]

There was another actor named David McDonald and it was against union rules to have two so he had to change it. 

[elodieunderglass]

OP, you should make it clear that this budget is not for the Estuary accent that David affected throughout the series, as he already had that skill himself. This budget is obviously for that one episode with Queen Victoria where he, a Scottish person with a Scottish accent playing an English person with an Estuary accent, pretended to have a bad Scottish accent. That was #acting and it was well worth the financial support. My real concerns with this budget are that it appears to be in dollars, and that it implies that British film students have cars. This is unrealistic and unreasonable

[zagreus]

Visit Original Link

[zagreus]

im glad you’re all appreciating this post because i nearly snapped my fingers off trying to get a satisfactory bone creaking noise for this

[zagreus]

#OP YOU USED YOUR OWN BONES??? #HELLO????? (via @xtec)

I Am Very Dedicated To My Art

[ask--glados]

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[Not my recordings. This is what’s left of the dialogue in question.]

[rubykgrant]

I like that this is her “mean”, as though the rest of the time she’s pleasant

[rstevens]

[astraldemise]

*gently places a small mushroom in your hand*

[shiny-audin0]

?

[astraldemise]

*gently places another small mushroom in your hand*

[clawmarks]

The Mary Frances cook book; or, Adventures among the kitchen people - 1912 - via Internet Archive

[imgonnasayitnow]

hell yeah mouse dab

[mamapluto]

Ratatouille

[conceptstage]

Who are these people?

Wrong answers only.

[treeofcups]

The two on the bottom left are the same person with different hair.

Bottom row, second from the right released a pigeon in the room and is waiting for someone to find it.

Bottom row, far right doesn’t know why he’s in this picture but he’s happy to be included.

Top row, far right sees the pigeon but hasn’t realized what it is yet.

Top row, second from the right sees the pigeon and recognizes a good prank when she sees it.

Top row, second from left has also released a pigeon and is realizing that someone else did the same thing.

Top row, far left is Sam Riegel.

[nerdjpg]

Hi I made this. Discuss. Left column is the first word.

[marisatomay]

[toastbutteregg]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

what the hell high schools and colleges do yall go to that these posts are relatable