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Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

depsidase

omghacks

hilary-cliton

FOREVER

goodsirs

Widow's Bay 1.10 "We Hope You Enjoyed Your Time!"

#this killed me

lovesicklobotomy

metal-autistic-coven

Happy pride month to him

barstoolblues

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

uss-emberprise

fishpondfish

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

mousidy

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

#i watched a movie last night just spontaneously by myself #and i was like omg who even am i 💅#just putting on a movie like in the movies

thehmn

One of the most heartwarming things I’ve ever heard a dog trainer say “A pushy pet who makes small demands and communicates their needs to you is a safe pet. It means they trust you and aren’t afraid of your reaction if they misbehave and push your buttons a little”

#this made me tear up #thinkin about swoozy boopin me with her nose when she wants something

macklesufficient

rb to give it up for laura hall and linda taylor

iamwizzzzz

beholdingslut

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

dikdikpronouncedxylophone

bigfoots-biggest-fan

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY