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timmy reading my comment on last night’s self suck
can we just
this video should have a lot more views.
sam and trevor playing four square. in the rain.
the boys, probably around 2005-6, (don't quote me on the date though)
Trent Reznor… I think
yknow how the greener parts of apple skin are tan lines from where leaves and branches obscure the sun? I’m surprised I’ve never seen anyone utilize that for printmaking
finally got an apple that shows this effect well
OH THIS IS EXCELLENT THANK YOU
Lmaaao. My brother is talking to us about his favorite YouTuber (I didn’t hear the name) and started telling us how the poor guy is being fined by the city for not looking after his rental property where he left the tenants with water damage and flooding for months and @mothman-etd’s face slowly transformed from one of calmly said, “oh, so he’s a landlord.”
And my brother was like, “yeah, and the city is totally being unfair to him! like how is it his fault the house flooded?”
And now Mothman is ten minutes in to explaining what a slumlord is and why they should all be guillotined lmaoooo
Paraphrasing what I can hear from the next room:
My Brother: But it’s a shame! He’s losing so much money!
Mothman: I don’t care. He opted for the responsibility of a second home. He should be in a position to maintain it. If he has endangered people by not ensuring the property he rents to them is safe for habitation, he should be fined by the city until he fixes the problem.
My Brother: yeah but—
Mothman: No. He opted to have a second property. If he can’t afford to maintain it, he shouldn’t own it.
My Brother: he can though…
Mothman: Then he’s allowing people to live in unfit housing willingly and that’s so much worse.
My Brother: he a good guy though…
Mothman: no.
My Brother: what?
Mothman: no.
I hope you don't mind, I was inspired.
Incredible lmao thank you
Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?
Everybody, apparently: No?
Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.
“How to Respond to Criticism” by Danny M. Lavery for The Toast
seems like plenty of people are lacking the Vitamin
I'm too old to be coming back here and having these experiences. I was just here to look for photos of my newest hyperfixation wtf why do I feel 15 rn
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"In the instance an employer makes an illegal request for a photograph as part of a job application, you may submit a complaint to the United States Equal Employment Opportunity Commission." Successful violation fee collections are paid partially to the one who suffered the violation, which in many cases exceeds a year of work at these shit jobs. There's only two weak points to a corporation, and those are in the budget and in the supply chain. Hit them where it hurts.
Fucking word.
Learn your rights!
AUTO REBLOG IN CASE YOU MISSED THIS THE 1ST TIME AROUND. It is important to KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.
i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??
This has been the most ridiculous performative sideshow I have ever witnessed. How are these the people who coined things like "fuck your feelings" and threw "snowflakes" around. I have never seen emotionally weaker adult children engaging in more embarrassing public spectacle, anywhere, and I'm including things like the rick and morty mcnugget sauce riots.
love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny
i'm so deeply attracted to bill hader it's insane
Honestly the best part of being a barista was charging cops for their drinks. They're so used to getting free shit so it was SOOOOO good for them to pull up to the window and for me to be like "$6.47 :)" and them to make this whole elaborate display of slowly pulling their wallet out and handing their card over bc they weren't expecting to pay. I'd charge you double if I could, oink oink bitch
how could you leave this in the tags