sometimes I animal post

currently having gender thoughts about no face

[satanicbratt]

[discombulatedwaffles]

Pros of boyfriend with a tattoo gun: ass tattoo

Cons of ass tattoo: cannot show off my sick new tat

[despazito]

[nyabbycat]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

friend who thinks about family annihilators too much: you know if that guy also had kids he would be a family annihilator

[innerchildabortionclinic]

friend who thinks about family annihilators too much: you don't get it, this is important because of how we as a society react to the crime. a guy who kills his wife is not seen as on the level of evil as a family annihilator even with the exact same pathology and potential. a lot of mass shooters had records of domestic violence but they were not considered such a threat until they escalated. why is hurting women never a warning sign? there is more concern over the future of a man who hurts an animal than one who hurts a woman. if he hurts an animal, he's acting like a serial killer. if he hurts a woman, it's one mistake that shouldn't ruin his life. do you ever think about that

[oak23]

Burden bearing hips

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[scoobydoomed]

boring dot com forward slash bullshit

[discombulatedwaffles]

Laugh at this it was very fun to make

[discombulatedwaffles]

Laugh at this it was very fun to make

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I was correct here, why was I scared to post it

[valtsv]

any thoughts on the good person / bad person dichotomy? is it false? is there value to the distinction?

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[fvckw4d]

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

[creekfiend]

there is this really specific thing that very Online women of a certain age (mostly older millennials and younger gen x in my experience) who are married to a man will do where they will refer to their husbands as "Mr. (Part of My Username)"

so like if the username is something like "dancingwithbears" they'll refer to their husband as "Mr. Bears"

i think it is extremely charming

[rae-conteur]

OP, I am an Xennial woman who's been doing this for others for years and this post is literally the thing that made me realize I can call my spouse Mx. Conteur.

You have changed my life. Bless you, child.

[creekfiend]

i am thirty-eight, but you're very welcome and I wish you and Mx. Conteur only the best in life 🫡 godspeed

[omgsamchap]

I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing. 

[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[gyarutau]

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

[prokopetz]

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.