lover boy !

aussie, he/it, adult

[disconsolate-enby]

˚₊· welcome !! ♡

this is a sideblog dedicated to silly hahas <3 enjoy your stay !

@neapolitaliana

[briannyssey]

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

[briannyssey]

🥺🥺

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[kikmessenger]

skips a stone over a few posts

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[txttletale]

if we’ve been mutuals for long enough i don’t even care what you post anymore. if one of my mutuals of two years suddenly gets really into competitive caber toss i just accept zenlike that half my dash is going to be gifsets of burly men hefting logs forever now. i adapt to all online conditions like an animal with high toxicity tolerance

[mysweetdarlinglove]

[dilftanger]

don’t date. a sports team can also let you down for the rest of your life and doesn’t move into your house.

[charl0ttan]

of course you have blue curtains and subtext

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[sexboobomb]

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

[sexboobomb]

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

[sexboobomb]

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

[mbrainspaz]

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

[foldingfittedsheets]

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.

[omtai]

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

[woman-becomer]

is one day blinding stew supposed to last more than one day. day two right now . any advice is greatly appreciated

[aletheyass]

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

[apas-95]

wgat did u say

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black with low white spotting

[loveridden1999]

i have that dog in me. you know. the losing one