Renaissance Woman

Prep school '12 College: '16

[witch-of-habonim-dror-blog]

you all have permission to come to my funeral and give wildly conflicting accounts of my life

[lazyentitlednarcissist-deactiva]

Please. I want nothing more than to be shrouded in a confusing mesh of myth and fact

[just-shower-thoughts]

I love how stars are billions of miles apart and we’re like “that’s a soup ladle”.

[open-up-the-gates]

The show earned sixteen nominations when there’s only thirteen eligible categories. That’s the most Alexander Hamilton thing I’ve ever heard.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

holy shit i didnt see that one coming .Holy fuck

[discontentedtree]

Incorrect "Pride and Prejudice" quote

Mrs. Bennet: If you're saying I play favourites, you're wrong. I love all my children equally.

Mrs. Bennet: [Earlier that day] I don't care for Elizabeth.

[513-deactivated20160624]

[dullboy04]

[ufomism]

did you know?

for just $0.00 a day you can provide me with Attention

[gutter-goddess]

If you want to ignore me and deposit $500 into my paypal account that’s cool too.

[mikeyjamesk]

me: *doesn’t hear from best friend for a day*

me: omg are we drifting? we’re drifting. I don’t know what is happening in your life. I’m so out of touch. We don’t know each other anymore. What is our friendship?

[juiceboxkids-blog]

[sadwhore04]

if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man

[caribbeanreef-blog]

“They certainly seem to be fascinated with us. And I find it really sad, that we as humans, abuse that.” - Dr. Ingrid Visser (x)

[boiiwhaddup]

this is the most magical thing I’ve ever seen

[catstiel]

harry potter is FAKE

set in the 90s but there were 0 (zero) chokers or butterfly clips explain to me This

[marauders-hp-deactivated2016081]

“Parvati scowled and removed a large ornamental butterfly from the end of her plait” (pg. 247, The Goblet of Fire)

[shinsoushair-deactivated2020122]

Burrowing Owl Appreciation Post

70% Leg, 30% Anger

30% Leg, 70% Seduction

30% Leg, 70% Determination

[just-shower-thoughts]

The human body is 70% water so we’re basically cucumbers with anxiety.

[sn0wiest-deactivated20170520]

#fucked up a perfectly good cucumber is what you did

[gothmisspyggie]

Excuse you, with the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I am clearly a pickle.

[thebestoftumbling]

[basketcasemp3]