until they find a better wine

Internet hoarding FTW! This is mostly a mishmosh of things I like (so a lot of reblogging). ALSO: I often have a lot of crap and personalized - armchair psychoanalysis floating around in my head. Sometimes I just think it needs to get out before I start to believe in it. I am fine with keeping my happiness close to me, or sending it to my near ones – but the confusion must go. I'm sorry internet, but you're the perfect outlet. a lot of crap, some things i think, some things that make me think, some things that make sense together and a lot of things that don't, quite a bit of fangirling, bad humour, late-night "revelations", passive-agressive messages to the universe, lazy formatting, shameless joke-retelling, a place to "super-like" my sisters' posts, and, as you can see, blatant, systemized abuse of punctuation.

[nevver]

Pattern recognition, James Brunt (because)

[samcahntent]

Apparently this guy was at his mother in law’s house and they were all going through photo albums and he sees he photobombed his wife 11 years before they even met. I fucking love this.

[untrusteveryone]

SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO STILL TRIES TO GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS AFTER DEPRESSION HIT THEM HARD. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH RECOGNITION FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO KNOW THAT THEY’RE GOING TO LOSE INTEREST AND MOTIVATION AGAIN BUT PUSH THEMSELVES TO DO STUFF ANYWAYS. YOU ARE FIGHTING A DAILY BATTLE WITH YOUR OWN THOUGHTS AND YOU’RE STILL COMING OUT ON TOP, YOU’RE ALL BRAVE AS FUCK

[pervocracy]

When someone disagrees with you online and demands you prove your point to their satisfaction by writing a complete and logically sound defense including citations, you can save a lot of time by not doing that.

Bro, I’ve known you for twelve seconds and enjoyed none of them, I’m not taking homework assignments from you.

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

Basically my thoughts on the “Millennials are Killing X” trend.

[theawesomeadventurer]

I’m going to fucking lose my mind this is peak political cartoon art

[prokopetz]

One of my favourite anecdotes about the first Golden Age of Piracy is that, at one point, Captain Henry Morgan left England in one ship, and arrived in the Caribbean commanding a completely different ship, and nobody knows why. What happened to the first ship and how he acquired the second one are entirely unrecorded.

[johannesviii]

At some point in his short career (1715 until 1718), the English pirate Ben Hornigold attacked a sloop near Honduras just to steal all the hats of the crew, because his own crew had gotten drunk the night before and they had tossed every single one of their own hats overboard.

[lyinginbedmon]

Bartholomew Roberts, arguably the most successful pirate in history by ships captured (a whopping 470 in 3 years), didn’t actually want to be a pirate. His ship was captured and he was forced to join the pirate crew.

After the original pirate captain was killed, he was democratically elected captain of the pirate crew less than 6 weeks after being captured by them.

[lazarusemma]

Everyone in the notes saying “Dread Pirate Roberts” is my new best friend.

[adamrippongifs]

What are ice skating groupies like? When I’m competing, a lot of times I’ll look up and there’ll be maybe one or two rainbow flags. (I’m gay, by the way.) I’ll meet the people flying the flags after the competition—nine times out of ten, lesbians. I’m very big in the lesbian community. The future actually is female, lesbians.

[where-are-zebedes-bees]

Where are the bees?

Beating the Mitochondria to death so they can rise up and become the new powerhouse of the cell.

[confessionsofadiabetic]

You know what absolutely boggles my mind? That healthy people exist. Genuinely healthy people. No mental illness, no physical illness, no chronic illness. Just healthy. What a life that must be. 

[geekandmisandry]

This fucks with my head though. There are people who get up and feel… Awake, and then they go and just… Do their adult responsibilities without feeling anxious or upset? They just return phonecalls? Answer calls from unknown numbers? Don’t procrastinate doing important things until is a huge problem that makes you cry??

That sounds fake.

[avoidantcactus]

Constantly torn between “I can’t ask for help bc then I’m annoying and everyone will be mad” and “I must ask for help at every possible stage because I might do it wrong and then everyone will be mad” ya feel

[chuanfakitty-deactivated2026030]

HOLY SHIT U PUT IT IN WORDS

[sandandglass]

Yuriko Kotani /  Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central

[mszombi]

This is the second photoset of this comedian I’ve seen on my dash and I absolutely have to look her up because she seems delightful

[sonickitty]

I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.”

[thebeachboys-deactivated2020050]

let him say fuck

[thetinygingerbreadgirl]

I was at a crossing once and a kid’s dad said ‘and we have to wait for the green man’ and the 30 people on this crossing all stood waiting for the green man just to prove to this kid that that’s what you do. I’ve never seen anyone wait for the green man on this crossing before you just go when its clear. But Everyone Waited. 

[captstefanbrandt]

It takes a village to raise a child.

[setheverman]

[maculategiraffe]

I have a very vivid memory of sitting in a first grade classroom (first grade was my first actual classroom because my mom homeschooled me for kindergarten) thinking “I am literally going to die, I can’t live one more minute without reading a story, but I’ve already gotten my book confiscated for peeking at it during class and I have no backup book and I’m going to die” and then thinking in a burst of divine inspiration “WHAT IF I TELL MYSELF A STORY INSIDE MY HEAD.  THEY CAN’T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME.  PHYSICALLY THEY CANNOT.”

they could not

[unwinona]

Quick question…are you LITERALLY ME?

[unwinona]

May everything in your life smell as fresh as a LUSH product in those little paper bags, and may your life look as good as the LUSH sales lady PROMISED your skin would look. Even if she was wrong.

Go get you a LUSH level sense of goodness.

[ommanyte]

he’s not reading this

[makahitaki]

Who?

[ommanyte]

Jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learned how to read

[dstriple-deactivated20250824]

No one got hurt in this attack. Because the attacker did not use a weapon that can mow down people in seconds… it also didn’t happen in the US.