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i-eat-mold

as a professional losing dog please don’t bet on me

#dear losing dog #have you considered eating more mold #she's good for you

yellow-cat

me and my layer of mold have no strong feelings about this

translatingpoststogerman

gelbe-katze

ich und meine schimmelschicht haben keine starken gefühle diesbezüglich

translatingpoststoyiddish

איך און מיין שימל-שיכֿט האבן נישט קיין שטארקע געפֿילן וועגן דעם

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feles-lutea

ego meumque mucoris stratum nullas acres habemus huius sententias

yellow-cat

thanks guys. i really appreciate it

yellow-cat

me and my layer of mold have no strong feelings about this

translatingpoststogerman

gelbe-katze

ich und meine schimmelschicht haben keine starken gefühle diesbezüglich

powerburial

*covered in mold, fused into the wall, coughing up spores* there is no greater honor than to assist in the proliferation of the mycelium network

animal-ratings

MUSHROOM

Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Incredible build, a unique creature. Fungal organism that plays a crucial role in ecosystems by decomposing organic matter and recycling nutrients! Forms vast underground networks that support plant life AND communicate resources between trees like a little Intermediary! Found in a WIDE variety of environments and shapes and sizes

Your moldposting is incredible. I love your mold-themed blog. Mushrooms and fungus are great. Here's some mushrooms that grew out of my shower (less great). Per my super, "that's... Organic".

oh wow! those looks super cute and delicious.....

thank you! ever since my move i've just kinda been facinated by mold

#mold cw #cute #so yummy

gutsygills

mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

tobiasdrake

I ran into this post years ago and to be honest, it has completely reoriented the way I engage with food.

Like. I’ve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.

But now I’m just like.

Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I don’t.

Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?

Pizza’s been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyone’s enjoying the pizza, but if we don’t want “everyone” to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.

That’s just. That’s how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you don’t make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what can’t be preserved before the dust can.

Life-changing.

#ok but like that dust is your roommate too so maybe share a little??#that dust is hungry and it's our neighbor and it shares our world #don't be stingy

willgrahamscock

I had a really bad migraine last night, but I've run out of everything except these hungarian pain killers my dad gave me 9 years ago, anyway I don't remember anything and I can't feel my tongue and the only thing in my search history is this

willgrahamscock

anyways can someone drive me to the hospital

lustcannibalism

what state are you in?

willgrahamscock

pretty bad

lustcannibalism

YOUR LOCATION

willgrahamscock

#i had to look up if op was still alive cuz. dude. what.

don't worry I just found out that I've been eating moldy bread for like 4 years because cutting the 'top off' doesn't get rid of the mold, it has roots that spread out so I think I'm part mold and will survive anything

#mold is good for you #embrace the mold and never die

charl0ttan

baby its mold outside

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Hope your Thanksgiving was great everybody! Be sure to put the turkey back in the freezer for next year so it doesn't spoil!

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escuerzoresucitado

yardsards

when i first moved in with my roommate, she was constantly throwing up and attributed it to some unexplainable chronic issue. after a year with me here, she's learned a lot about proper food preparation and storage, as well as having me sort of on top of managing groceries, and she almost never gets sick like that anymore.

anyway i think that woman might be one of a kind but just in case she's not: if you find yourself having frequent tummy troubles with no clear explanation... maybe just. try refreshing your food safety knowledge. (also don't forget to wash your water bottle). like, chances are you've been doing everything right and there's some other reason. but there's a nonzero chance that something you assumed was common sense is actually incorrect and you've been repeatedly making yourself sick.

people think kitchen management is totally easy and intuitive (prolly something to do with it being degraded as "women's work" but i digress) but there's science to food safety. and the people who raised you may have failed to teach you properly, whether through negligence or through not knowing everything themselves. it can't hurt to double check your knowledge here, just in case.