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[dissecthebird]

I HAVE LEGALLY ACQUIRED THE STANLEY PARABLE GO OUTSIDE ACHIEVEMENT

[idontwikeit]

This place is not a place of honor… no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger. The danger is in a particular location… it increases towards a center… the center of danger is here… of a particular size and shape, and below us. The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours. The danger is to the body, and it can kill. The form of the danger is an emanation of energy. The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.

An example of long-time nuclear waste warning messages

[benchofindigo]

[ID: Gifset of Black Sails.

1. “This place is not a place of honor” Flint looking up at Silver and Hands in the distance.

2. “No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here” The back of Bones walking on the island.

3. “No thing valued is here.” Flint and Silver facing each other preparing to fight.

4. “What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.” Overlapping gifs of the shipwreck at the island and the Walrus being burned with dead bodies in the water.

5. “The danger is unleaded only” Back of Silver on the rowboat heading towards the island.

6. “If you substantially disturb this place.” Silver pointing his gun at Flint.

7. “This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.” The back of Flint on his ship looking at the island. End ID]

[edbutagirl]

ofmd game! tell me in the tags what you would pick if you could put one song of your choice into season two. mine is love me like you used to by lord huron

[dissecthebird]

ok im definitely packing up into one blog but now i want an original url again. decisions

[fakehistory]

Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

[wanderingthunderstorm]

[Image description: a black and white photo, seemingly from the early 1900s, of 2 men pouring a large barrel of luridly orange liquid into a sewer hole. The liquid is the only colored thing in the photo. A well dressed man, possibly a manager, monitors the situation from the sidelines, providing no help whatsoever. /end ID]

[antimony-ore]

Get DRINKED (don't tell the Philadelphians)

[ceilingtalks]

[ID: The Get Drinked Tumblr meme with the water in the cup edited to be a bright orange color instead of blue, the water falling from above the image. End ID/]

[bookhobbit]

my favorite thing about oluwande is that he is a competent, professional, sensible young man who, as soon as he thinks or talks about jim, IMMEDIATELY turns into A Guy With A Crush. so awkward so embarrassed so pining so flustered. cinematic realism

[robertseasonleonard]

To quote one of the greats:

[vicioustoker]

stop asking for a w359 netflix show they're gonna make jacobi straight

[florencvassy]

innie helly who knew her outie was “an asshole” but never expecting her to literally be part of the reason the severance program exists. helly atoning for her sins in the bathroom. helly seeing all the panels with her pictures and video portraying her supposed success story even though all innie helly has known has been a life of misery.

[themanwhowouldbefruit]

jesus and judas call that j2

[edbutagirl]

ofmd game! tell me in the tags what you would pick if you could put one song of your choice into season two. mine is love me like you used to by lord huron

[softpyrate]

it’s astonishing how good taika waititi is at having eyes

[orpheusilver]

what if i made a uquiz

[orpheusilver]

nobody asked for it so here it is, which of my favourite movies are you

i have shit taste lets go, if you dont like your result die mad about it

absolutely no guarantee of quality or accuracy also if you complain then go fuck yourself

[natjennie]

"I'm folding stuff :) and that's okay :)" THE EDWARD WE COULD HAVE HAD!!!!!!! I MISS HIM!!!!!!

[common-blackbird]

Never getting over the many, many nuances Black Sails has when proving its main message - story is true, story is untrue - the power of propaganda, reputation, rumours, history and myths in every episode on so many levels, but especially starting it all with a lie about the blank page

[calamitys-child]

Yes Black Sails has a large ensemble cast but actually it's very simple. You see, Max is Eleanor, and Eleanor is almost Max but is actually more like Flint just in the opposite direction. Flint, meanwhile, is Rogers, except for the times when Jack is Rogers. Teach, Vane, and Jack are sort of all one another, unless of course you ask Hands, who would tell you that they're all Silver. Anne is emphatically not Max but is frequently forced to be. Madi is Flint but Flint has to work at being Madi. Miranda is also Eleanor, but only sometimes, and never at the same time. Billy Bones is whoever he hates most at any given moment, and also an omen. Silver, of course, isn't anybody at all, and is also the only one of them who isn't a ghost. Easy.