distant bleating from over yonder

find my art blog - alpacascribbles - for all your arty goodness please and thank you! 🦙🐾 (The whimsy side of goth) 🩷💙💜

[goslinggf]

um...exsqueak me ?

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[problemnyatic]

desired you while the women flee

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[zoctopode]

this is why you shouldn't swear

[plus-size-aesthetics]

milohartill

[wormsermonizer]

⭐

[thecollectibles]

Virgo by Artem Chebokha

[strawberry-crocodile]

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

[strawberry-crocodile]

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

[elksewer]

oh oo ohhh ooo oh

[sandmandaddy69]

[liltoaster]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[whattheforkdude]

please unmute this

[failbag]

I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to

[beccar]

Basketball basketball we love basketball

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog

It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

[carnivorechaperone]

stranger: (crouches down to pat my clown) wow what breed are they?

me: 1930s traveling hobo crossed with a 1980s washed up carnie - we think there might be some french mime in there on the hobo side

clown: (honks a B-flat)

[followthebluebell]

I was worried when he didn't rush out to greet me immediately but it was just because he was cozy.

[naturalpr3y]

My understanders will Understand me