Carnivore Chaperone

haha wow

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[targetedknowledge]

[halondrus]

[cheddar-baby]

Oi dont even joke lad

[dogpuppy]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[yellow-cat]

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

[twinkhole-destroyer]

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[goddessactuality]

[lauren-ce]

based on a linguistic misunderstanding between me and my wife while in a loud building

[evilnicegirl]

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[100493503004422]

when I talk about the weather it isn't small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss

[littlemut]

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

[catchymemes]

[queen-zigzag]