Danny Phantom Sentence Starters - S01E01-S01E11
I know I missed the Dannyversary by that much, but this show’s dialogue was gold and deserves to be acknowledged. I only did up to E11 because I ran out of transcripts, but I might do more some other time.
Feel free to change pronouns/wording/etc. as needed.
Look at you! You’re too excited to speak! So I’ll just go on speaking.
Parents don’t listen. Even worse, they don’t understand! WHY CAN’T THEY ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM?!
No, no. The rumors about the new all-steak buffet in the teacher’s lounge are completely untrue.
I ordered three mud pies. Do you know what they gave me? Three mud pies. With mud! From! The! Ground!
These are the best years of my life! After high school, it’s all downhill for me!
I…command you to…go away!
Well, if this superhero thing doesn’t work out, I can have an exciting career as a busboy.
I control lunch! Lunch is sacred! Lunch has rules!
How is it that I have the ghost powers and you’re the weird kid?
This is all going in the memoir.
Episode 2 - Parental Bonding
Please! Don’t say you’ve suddenly fallen for me. That line is so last semester.
You just set an all-time speed record for drowning in the shallow end of the gene pool.
Well, you are kind of cute. And you have great taste in underwear.
It’s a lie, I’m not a ghost! I-I mean…she’s not my girlfriend.
You better let her know your family’s insane now. If you marry her and she finds out later, that’s entrapment.
If you upset her, we’re going to have a violent talk.
Excuse me! Excuse me! Adult coming through. I shave every day.
This dance gets better and better with every passing minute.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’d like to dance with my wife. That’s what we adults do, dance with our wives.
If by memories you mean things you remember that I don’t, then yes! Go ahead and remind me of stuff I’ll totally agree to remembering.
The DJ’s still playing. And I think there’s time for one last dance?
Episode 3 - One Of A Kind
Touch the box and your pelt will adorn my fireplace.
Who said yes? The person you asked if you were a conceited snob?
I don’t have time for extra credit…or your agendas.
I can always stop and appreciate high-quality bullying.
Time flies when you’re majestically scratching your butt.
[Name], come on. We’re just a bunch of kids. In the zoo. At night. Alone.
Home in time for some well-deserved rest. But keep it quick, because you’ve got thirteen minutes.
Hmm, my sensors indicate you’re an average human, destined for an average life after high school.
Hello, misplaced aggression.
Episode 4 - Attack Of The Killer Garage Sale
I’m doing a thesis on tutoring the un-tutorable, and you’re disproving my thesis that nobody’s un-tutorable!
Now that that twinkie’s out of the way, you’re coming to my party Saturday, right?
I say we hit the amusement park. I hear the new roller coaster has a free fall that’ll take three years off your life expectancy.
Why don’t we get invited to the really cool parties? We’ve got style, charm, good looks. At least I do, anyway.
This is not junk! Every single item in this box is of vital importance to me.
See you tonight. And just because I can’t believe I’m saying it, I will say it again. See you tonight.
My great-granddad Izzy was an inventor. He invented that machine that twirls cellophane around deli toothpicks.
Well, is it the bomb? Is it fresh? Is it stoopid? With an o-o?
Oh, it’s stupid. I’ll give you that.
Episode 5 - Splitting Images
Whoo! Take it off! No, seriously. He should take it off. That’s weird.
You look like you’ve seen a ghost. Or something really scary that we don’t see every single day.
Don’t worry. Maybe girls will talk to you in college.
These gloves are made for grabbing!
Spiff diddly dee, man. So this is what it’s like to have friends.
You may have my powers, but you sure don’t know how to use them. ‘Course, I don’t know how to use them, but at least I know how not to use them better than you do.
You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses. You couldn’t hit a guy with glasses. In fact, you couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn!
My fifteen minutes of popularity is up, and I wasn’t even here for it.
Episode 6 - What You Want
Some people have a lot, and some people don’t. But everybody’s got something. Me, I’ve got charm, good looks, and modesty.
Wh-where am I? And why do I feel that I’m special and adorable?
A car smashing into the twenty-eighth floor of anything is bad!
If I weren’t a C student, I would’ve thought of that five days ago.
They say, “Be careful what you wish for.” To that, I’d like to add a big, fat “Duh!”
Episode 7 - Bitter Reunions
Hey, we’ve been circling this town for hours. We could have been halfway to Florida by now. Ask for directions.
You have a battle cry, hilarious.
Dude, you are one seriously crazed-up fruit loop.
So, [Name], when did you first realize your husband was a monster bent on destroying his smarter, more successful, and better-dressed peers?
[Name], for all the years I thought you were a crackpot, I sort of apologize.
Episode 8 - Prisoners Of Love
There’s a casserole in the freezer right next to the ectoplasmic residue samples!
Wow, heh, pretty much everyone who hates me all at one table. Just like high school.
Can I get anything, dearie? Coffee? Pudding? An extra helping of DOOM?!
But the one thing you know more than anything — even more than that ghosts exist and that your sister is a bitter old bat — is that I love you, baby.
Episode 9 - My Brother’s Keeper
I could hardly watch. Though I did get some good digital pics.
Here, take my seat, you’ve already taken my friends.
Another ringing endorsement for the town screw-up.
Another day, another 24 hours closer to a career of pumping gas.
Apparently, I’m gonna end up a hobo. I didn’t even know they had hobos anymore!
I’m usually the sour one around here. But compared to everyone else, I’m the goth bird of happiness.
There’s only an i in misery if you spell it that way!
Episode 10 - Shades Of Gray
Hey, who let the dogs in! …You see, the song is “Who let the dogs out,” but I said “Who let the dogs in.”
Nice pooch! Easy. That lady isn’t edible. And neither is anything she cooks.
NO! It was a fake-out make-out.
That’s life! Well, your life, anyway.
379 girls at our school, and you’ve got to have a crush on the one with the weapons and the grudge.
Episode 11 - Fanning The Flames
Oh yeah, you’re one of a kind! Every single one of you.
Attention, freakishly dressed teen idol! I order you to cease and desist!
Wow. I just never realized…you’re really pretty when you’re about to fall off a building.
But you’re over there and I’m over here. I wanna be over there!
[Name], we can’t lock the kids in some medieval containment device.
You snuck out to see me! Oh, this is just like Romeo and Juliet, except I’m the one on the balcony, and I can understand everything we’re saying.
You want me to open up? Okay. Um, one time, when I was five, I really wanted a puppy, but my parents—
You’re beautiful when you’re wracked with guilt.
Mindless teenage rebellion and a killer light show? Is this an awesome concert or what!
This would an example of irony: a literary device employing the incongruity between what might be expected, and what actually occurs.
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